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FW7vvVxXwAMocd1.jpg.bc1596c314547fa2659ad996f0478604.jpgApparently Dorries tweeted this and then quickly Apparently Dorries tweeted this and then quickly deleted...........surely Priti Patel will appreciate the sentiments.

She then tweeted this:

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Boris desperately got in when he spotted a unique chance to take advantage of the racist voters in england to vote brexit and is refusing to ever let go. He must be making some serious cash.

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1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Not when it comes to the number of b*****ds he's fathered he doesn't...............................

As the Pincher lie has demonstrated, his "memory" is selective.

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Key priorities when taking over the cost of living crisis! 

Having a LinkedIn account should discount you from holding any public office.

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Conservative MP Andrew Mitchell, a former chief whip, has compared Boris Johnson with Rasputin.

“It’s a bit like the death of Rasputin. He’s been poisoned, stabbed, he’s been shot, his body’s been dumped in the freezing river and still he lives,” Mitchell told BBC Newsnight.

He was also adamant that it was “over” for the prime minister.

“This is an abnormal Prime Minister - brilliantly charismatic, very funny, very amusing, big, big character, but I’m afraid he has neither the character nor the temperament to be our prime minister.”

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13 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

I was hoping Rees Mogg would end up in some kinda "Trading Places" or "Life Stinks" deal and yahoos like his former self would piss on his cardboard house.

Much more appropriate.

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44 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

I have no authority to do this but the competition has now closed and this is post of the day. 

(Your prize is that you are now Secretary of State for Northern Ireland.) 

I don't know.  I think this has a certain elegance;




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