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1 hour ago, Trogdor said:

Surely to f**k Bojo can't tough this out.

Had to check I wasn't a quoting a post from *checks notes* literally any day of the last 3 years. 

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

I still find it hilarious that he canvassed former-mining areas across Fife in the mid-90s with a belief that he could actually win there.  Speaks volumes.

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Drove about in a Bentley and took his nanny with him. 

By all accounts the labour candidate (Henry McLeish) had to save Rees-Mogg from getting a doing.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/mogg-off-leven-locals-remember-12563693

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3 minutes ago, Distant Doonhamer said:

Drove about in a Bentley and took his nanny with him. 

By all accounts the labour candidate (Henry McLeish) had to save Rees-Mogg from getting a doing.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/mogg-off-leven-locals-remember-12563693

How many 'Brexit Opportunities' has the Member for the 18th Century managed to create so far ?

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3 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

New chancellor Na***** Zahawi made no comment when asked by press if he would “spray public money around to save Boris Johnson’s skin” before leaving in a ministerial car. (Guardian)

Just want to try something here. 

Naminge Zahawi. 

ETA - didnae work. 

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7 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Has political heavyweight Douglas Ross made any comment yet ?

The world awaits with bated breath.

With the power of modern AI we can get a visualisation before it happens.

 

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8 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Has political heavyweight Douglas Ross made any comment yet ?

The world awaits with bated breath.

Nobody has told him what to say yet. 
 

Poor wee Forres Dougal.

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14 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Has political heavyweight Douglas Ross made any comment yet ?

The world awaits with bated breath.

His gaffer Ruth is on Newsnight just now

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Just a thought......if SpiffSpaff is toiling to fill any of the lower positions, he should just appoint Sweaty Nonce Andrew to say, Trade Envoy for Kenya. Brenda would love that, the Nonce gets to hobnob with a bunch of corrupt politicians and get his snout back in the trough.....................

Job's a good 'un.......................

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