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Boris is a joke, in his appearance and in his demeanor, his antics at PMQ's yesterday was like a child caught pinching sweeties, it wisnae me.

As I've said before if you saw him standing outside a London tube station you would throw a 50 pence his way..

It's an absolute nonsense to have this eccentric bumbling fool as prime minister.

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George Monbiot just stated on politics live that “Boris Johnson’s mobile phone number should be reserved for his friends, family and his mistresses”

Outstanding effort and the subject was instantly changed!


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13 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

George Monbiot just stated on politics live that “Boris Johnson’s mobile phone number should be reserved for his friends, family and his mistresses”

Outstanding effort and the subject was instantly changed!

 

They did however mention Johnny Mercer's statement on his sacking.

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The former veterans’ minister Johnny Mercer has launched an extraordinary attack on Boris Johnson’s government, describing it as a “cesspit” and “the most distrustful, awful environment I’ve ever worked in”.

 

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1 hour ago, SandyCromarty said:

Boris is a joke, in his appearance and in his demeanor, his antics at PMQ's yesterday was like a child caught pinching sweeties, it wisnae me.

As I've said before if you saw him standing outside a London tube station you would throw a 50 pence his way..

It's an absolute nonsense to have this eccentric bumbling fool as prime minister.

There is no bigger case for breaking away from rUK than to see how differently Johnson is viewed in Scotland than England.  That difference shines a very clear light on the values and aspirations of the majority of people in these two countries.

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1 hour ago, MONKMAN said:

George Monbiot just stated on politics live that “Boris Johnson’s mobile phone number should be reserved for his friends, family and his mistresses”

Outstanding effort and the subject was instantly changed!
 

 

Wee Wullie chuckling away at the end and showing the first ever evidence of having an actual human personality. What a moment.

ETA: Conversely, if someone told me Strichener was a bot programed purely to offer contrarian takes on any given subject, I would one billion percent believe it. 

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13 minutes ago, J_Stewart said:

Wee Wullie chuckling away at the end and showing the first ever evidence of having an actual human personality. What a moment.

ETA: Conversely, if someone told me Strichener was a bot programed purely to offer contrarian takes on any given subject, I would one billion percent believe it. 

My fave strichener moment is still when he said you couldn't call someone a Nazi unless they were specifically a member of the NSDAP between 1920 and 1945. Just a masterclass in baffling pedantry.

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1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

There is no bigger case for breaking away from rUK than to see how differently Johnson is viewed in Scotland than England.  That difference shines a very clear light on the values and aspirations of the majority of people in these two countries.

To me his only qualification, as far as the inner establishment tories are concerned, is that he went to the right schools, Eton and Oxford, especially upper class exclusive Eton.

Other than that he can recite Greek classic poems to himself when he's having a shite and/or sex, of the wanking kind.

And I bet he can whack off with both hands, what an asset that is in the right circles.

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56 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

My fave strichener moment is still when he said you couldn't call someone a Nazi unless they were specifically a member of the NSDAP between 1920 and 1945. Just a masterclass in baffling pedantry.

Me, circa 2004: "You the man"

Strichener: "No I'm not, there are literally billions of men on this planet, I cannot be THE man. I am so smart."

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19 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said:

Wow...thats some statement Cummings has come out with and he can corroborate every word of it.
BJ in a bit of hot water me thinks.....

No, no he's not. The right wing press will be full of 'look over there' shite - SNP bad, bloody EU, Indian catastrophe etc - while Kuennsberg sucks his cock under the table. Net result? The square root of f**k all, as there has been every time one of these c***s has done something that would have seen any of us mere mortals escorted off the premises with our possessions in a shoebox. 

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The story on the BBC website seems only concerned with whether ornot Cummings leaked the texts - lets concern ourselves with the content of these texts and ask to see the other ones regarding dodgy PPE contracts to pals of Tories.

DRoss needs to address the issue of whether or not this is a resignation matter for Johnson.  We are less than 2 weeks away from an election and my vote for the Conservatives hinges on this*

 

 

* of course it doesnt

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So BJ kicked all this off by personally phoning newspapers saying Cummings was the leaker which is surely a big story about his stability as it reeks of a total heads gone. 

Its not a particularly bright thing to do. Cummings strikes me as the type of person that would keep every text and every email just in case he needed it. 

I can see three outcomes:

 Cummings dishes the dirt has some absolute bombshell stuff and he is toast

 Cummings is discredited as a blowhard fantasist but the trouble is  he was Johnson's right hand man and if he was that dodgy it shows a terrible judge of character.  

It could all fizzle out and there is a peace deal, Cummings keeps quiet at the inquiry. 

 

 

Or maybe there is an  option four Cummings found dead in the woods the day before his committee appearance.  

 

 

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1 hour ago, Have some faith in Magic said:

So BJ kicked all this off by personally phoning newspapers saying Cummings was the leaker which is surely a big story about his stability as it reeks of a total heads gone. 

Its not a particularly bright thing to do. Cummings strikes me as the type of person that would keep every text and every email just in case he needed it. 

I can see three outcomes:

 Cummings dishes the dirt has some absolute bombshell stuff and he is toast

 Cummings is discredited as a blowhard fantasist but the trouble is  he was Johnson's right hand man and if he was that dodgy it shows a terrible judge of character.  

It could all fizzle out and there is a peace deal, Cummings keeps quiet at the inquiry. 

 

 

Or maybe there is an  option four Cummings found dead in the woods the day before his committee appearance.  

 

 

The tory establishment press and media will run with a story that the fact that Cummings has come out with these exposures during a PANDEMIC illustrates that he is deranged and hell bent in destroying the countries  PANDEMIC leadership.

Cummings will be portrayed as a traitor who cares not for the countries health and he should be locked up.

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