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3 hours ago, Lofarl said:

Boris really likes his shagging.  When do you think he will leave to pick up the newspapers never to come back?

Fucked a dozen different wives, fucked Petronella Wyatt, fucked Anna Fazackerley (who he later hired lol), fucked Jennifer Arcuri and fucked an entire island of people.  Fair fucks to the lad.

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13 hours ago, doulikefish said:

Reported to the cops again 

He says its "politically motivated" despite those who reported it being required under their job descriptions to do so.

Also, huge amounts of giggle that the only reason those lawyers had to flag up the diary entry was because he was using the government lawyers rather than paying for his own. 

Funny as f**k........

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1 hour ago, Leith Green said:

He says its "politically motivated" despite those who reported it being required under their job descriptions to do so.

Also, huge amounts of giggle that the only reason those lawyers had to flag up the diary entry was because he was using the government lawyers rather than paying for his own. 

Funny as f**k........

He obviously should be reported to the cops as often as possible, but it's very convenient that the story has come out just in time to deflect from the latest Braverman shitstorm

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Meanwhile, on what is a working day in the Commons, he is in Las Vegas for some global conference thing.

 

1 Do his constituents notice that he has no interest in representing them?

 

2 Has someone told Carrie, 'It's all right love, there are no women in Las Vegas, he can't get up to anything.'?

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2 minutes ago, KirkieRR said:

Meanwhile, on what is a working day in the Commons, he is in Las Vegas for some global conference thing.

 

1 Do his constituents notice that he has no interest in representing them?

They're probably reasonably glad on that one.

2 minutes ago, KirkieRR said:

 

2 Has someone told Carrie, 'It's all right love, there are no women in Las Vegas, he can't get up to anything.'?

His other 12 maintenance cheques this month rely on him hitting big on the puggies, he'll be far too busy. The only women who'll go near him in Vegas he'll have to pay for at the time and they'll take protections to make sure he can't knock them up, so it's relatively safe. 

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41 minutes ago, KirkieRR said:

Meanwhile, on what is a working day in the Commons, he is in Las Vegas for some global conference thing.

Do the Americans realise he's not Prime Minister any more and has as much authority as the MP for the Western Isles?

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2 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Do the Americans realise he's not Prime Minister any more and has as much authority as the MP for the Western Isles?

A fair chunk of them think Trump’s still President and Sleepy Joe’s actually James Woods in a rubber mask. 

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10 hours ago, Leith Green said:

He says its "politically motivated" despite those who reported it being required under their job descriptions to do so.

Also, huge amounts of giggle that the only reason those lawyers had to flag up the diary entry was because he was using the government lawyers rather than paying for his own. 

Funny as f**k........

It's not that funny.  I imagine that Johnson hiring Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne will cost the country even more in paying for representation of the fat buffoon.

The Guardian understands that:

Johnson has dropped the government-appointed lawyers representing him at the Covid inquiry after he was referred to police, the documents show. Allies suggested he had lost confidence in the Cabinet Office.

However, in line with longstanding practice for former ministers, the taxpayer will still fund his new legal representation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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59 minutes ago, Thane of Cawdor said:

It's not that funny.  I imagine that Johnson hiring Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne will cost the country even more in paying for representation of the fat buffoon.

The Guardian understands that:

Johnson has dropped the government-appointed lawyers representing him at the Covid inquiry after he was referred to police, the documents show. Allies suggested he had lost confidence in the Cabinet Office.

However, in line with longstanding practice for former ministers, the taxpayer will still fund his new legal representation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have written to the Cabinet Office requesting that "the taxpayer" stumping up for this be @Granny Danger.

 

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  • 3 weeks later...

Will Nadine be a woman scorned?

Nadine Dorries has been dropped from the BoJo honours list.  She's always seemed such a sensible, well informed, rational person, I'm sure she'll take it well. 🙂

Apparently Daddy BoJo has been dropped as well. Genuinely surprised. I wouldn't have thought that BoJo gave a jot for the likely criticism that would come from the masses.

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6 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Will Nadine be a woman scorned?

Nadine Dorries has been dropped from the BoJo honours list.  She's always seemed such a sensible, well informed, rational person, I'm sure she'll take it well. 🙂

Apparently Daddy BoJo has been dropped as well. Genuinely surprised. I wouldn't have thought that BoJo gave a jot for the likely criticism that would come from the masses.

Dorries steps down as MP with immediate effect, triggering a by election. 

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