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1 minute ago, Jambomo said:

Can he afford to be sacking people? Apparently he doesn’t have enough people willing to fill the vacant positions already. 

Do you need to be an MP to be a cabinet member?

Im sure they’ve drafted in c***s in from the House of Lords before to fill positions 

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6 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

We’re gonna end up with Fabricant as Deputy PM and foreign leaders are going to assume he’s Boris’ dad. 

Deputy PM, Foreign Secretary, Leveling Up, Housing, Social Care and Prisons. I hope he has a lapel badge big enough 

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3 minutes ago, Clown Job said:

Do you need to be an MP to be a cabinet member?

Im sure they’ve drafted in c***s in from the House of Lords before to fill positions 

No they parachuted that Scottish donor who had his arse handed too him 3 times by the Scottish electorate made him a lord and gave him a job under Alister Jack who will soon be the Secretary of State for Scotland, Defence, International Development, Women, Wales, Northern Ireland and Bus Lanes.

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5 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said:

This is utterly fantastic! The Tories absolutely tearing themselves to pieces. Can only imagine the stories that will be getting leaked to the press from both sides over the coming days. Can't wait

Time to call for UN peacekeepers to occupy Downing Street, IMO. 

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1 minute ago, 101 said:

No they parachuted that Scottish donor who had his arse handed too him 3 times by the Scottish electorate made him a lord and gave him a job under Alister Jack who will soon be the Secretary of State for Scotland, Defence, International Development, Women, Wales, Northern Ireland and Bus Lanes.

Falconer

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1 minute ago, 101 said:

No they parachuted that Scottish donor who had his arse handed too him 3 times by the Scottish electorate made him a lord and gave him a job under Alister Jack who will soon be the Secretary of State for Scotland, Defence, International Development, Women, Wales, Northern Ireland and Bus Lanes.

Offord. He's from Greenock and for the amount of bawbags we have here he takes the top trumps best card.

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Might be a minority view but I hope he stays for every second until physically escorted off the premises carrying a cardboard box. 

This has been the most entertaining day I can remember in politics. 

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