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2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:

I have had it on for about two minutes. c**t is incapable of not waffling a load of shite when asked a question.

Did people actually vote for this guy?

No but they vote for his party because they keep brown people out.

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3 minutes ago, paranoid android said:

This - the real menace comes from Gove, Reece-Mogg and Patel.

Order your jack-boots, and practice your goosesteps. 

Gove attempting to get in on a ticket of showing the glories of the “union” (not the one he campaigned against because it deprives members of sovereignty in a bad way - the one he supports because it deprives members of sovereignty in a good way) would be fucking immense. Which of his accents would he use as PM - the plummy teuchter one he uses in Scottish interviews or the attempt at English RP he adopts when presenting down south?

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Just now, TheScarf said:

No but they vote for his party because they keep brown people out.

To be fair to the Tories (and it hurts) there's gotta be a better than even chance their next leader will be brown - that's gonna hurt some folks down at the Rotarian Club.

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3 minutes ago, btb said:

To be fair to the Tories (and it hurts) there's gotta be a better than even chance their next leader will be brown - that's gonna hurt some folks down at the Rotarian Club.

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Not sure if Johnson will have a government by the time the committee is over.

It’s like the scene in The Big Short that whilst Bruce Miller is talking up Bear Sterns the stock price is simultaneously collapsing.

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Conservative MPs say that they have heard from party whips that there are now no MPs prepared to fill the vacant positions from those who have resigned en masse.

One former minister who has stayed loyal to Johnson told their whip that there were absolutely no terms they were prepared to accept and said the whip had agreed with them.

Another MP said they believed that message had been conveyed in “brusque tones” to Downing Street.

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Fair play to Darren Jones, who has somehow, in a direct conversation with Boris fucking Johnson, still managed to come across as the smarmiest, most arrogant man in the room.

The conveyor belt of non-entity, vile little Tory wankers is just never going to stop. Like the Hydra, bin off one of the bigoted, self-serving little rats and two appear from the ashes. What a bin of a country we are that we keep electing this fucking gaggle of scum to represent us.

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