Arch Stanton Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Not when it comes to the number of b*****ds he's fathered he doesn't............................... As the Pincher lie has demonstrated, his "memory" is selective. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 7 minutes ago, paul-r-cfc said: She then tweeted this: Thank f**k he wasn't sent to Rwanda first or he might not have got his chance to save us all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Nadine Dorries is rapidly becoming the Pamela des Barres of Westminster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSaints1877 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 How can Boris name a new cabinet when he can’t even remember the names of his own kids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSaints1877 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 These Tory cnuts have just out spat Spitting Image with their antics these last few years. Unfcukingbelieveable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Key priorities when taking over the cost of living crisis! Having a LinkedIn account should discount you from holding any public office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 4 hours ago, carpetmonster said: I have no authority to do this but the competition has now closed and this is post of the day. (Your prize is that you are now Secretary of State for Northern Ireland.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Conservative MP Andrew Mitchell, a former chief whip, has compared Boris Johnson with Rasputin. “It’s a bit like the death of Rasputin. He’s been poisoned, stabbed, he’s been shot, his body’s been dumped in the freezing river and still he lives,” Mitchell told BBC Newsnight. He was also adamant that it was “over” for the prime minister. “This is an abnormal Prime Minister - brilliantly charismatic, very funny, very amusing, big, big character, but I’m afraid he has neither the character nor the temperament to be our prime minister.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 17 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Conservative MP Andrew Mitchell, a former chief whip, has compared Boris Johnson with Rasputin. Bo Bo Boris Johnson, England's greatest love machine... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 I was hoping Rees Mogg would become Chancellor And reintroduce the Groat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 13 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I was hoping Rees Mogg would end up in some kinda "Trading Places" or "Life Stinks" deal and yahoos like his former self would piss on his cardboard house. Much more appropriate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aDONisSheep Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 44 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I have no authority to do this but the competition has now closed and this is post of the day. (Your prize is that you are now Secretary of State for Northern Ireland.) I don't know. I think this has a certain elegance; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, aDONisSheep said: I don't know. I think this has a certain elegance; I also vote for this because f**k being the SoS for Bunfieldia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Boris really plumbing the depths of depravity to want a BJ from Dorries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 9 hours ago, Trogdor said: She is a chartered accountant tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 8 hours ago, Thane of Cawdor said: The article reads as if Henry McLeish was going to batter him. Our 'enry. That's the way I read it, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAD Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 Now that it's pretty obvious it's over for Johnson, I kind of want to see how far he takes it. The whole of British politics was always supposed to be about doing the "right and honourable" thing and now we've got a guy in there giving it "f**k you, if you like resigning so much you fucking do it, I'm staying" and there is not really any mechanism to deal with this. He's broken all the rules, but they forgot to ever actually write them down, so unlucky. We've not had a functioning government for months. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 11 minutes ago, GAD said: Now that it's pretty obvious it's over for Johnson, I kind of want to see how far he takes it. The whole of British politics was always supposed to be about doing the "right and honourable" thing and now we've got a guy in there giving it "f**k you, if you like resigning so much you fucking do it, I'm staying" and there is not really any mechanism to deal with this. He's broken all the rules, but they forgot to ever actually write them down, so unlucky. We've not had a functioning government for months. We probably haven't had a properly functioning government in the purest sense since he got in. I mean appointing someone with links to the KGB to the house of Lords should have been enough to end someone's premiership. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 How is is going to end for Boris, Sofas, and wardrobes up against windows in number 10, a dining room chair up against the internal door handles . Him dressed in army fatigues, wearing a fez, for comedy value. Charcoal strip across the nose.,Armed with wooden spoon, baseball bat, and NERF gun, and he has a days long stand off with a group 9f boy scouts, armed with catapults and water pistols. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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