The official Boris pm cluster-fuck thread

[Melanius Mullarkey]

2 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

At least Thatcher had an ideology. BoJo's only ideogy is BoJo. 

PLus I wouldnt ride Johnson.

Anyway, has wee Dougal made a statement yet? I mean, he's the voice of the people up here isnt he?

[Benjamin_Nevis]

PLus I wouldnt ride Johnson.
Anyway, has wee Dougal made a statement yet? I mean, he's the voice of the people up here isnt he?

He'll need to get his tongue off Boris's toilet floor first

[GiGi]

Tories not publicly backing this arsehole 'heckled by their own' in the big circus today. When it comes down to it they close ranks but they'll know when it's time to get someone else in, happy to pin every bad headline on Johnson that they're shielding him from now.

Fucking serpents every one of them.

Jenrick predictably says time to move on. Well fine we'll move on once we've discussed consequences you specky twat

[Hedgecutter]

1 minute ago, GiGi said:

Tories not publicly backing this arsehole 'heckled by their own' in the big circus today. When it comes down to it they close ranks but they'll know when it's time to get someone else in, happy to pin every bad headline on Johnson that they're shielding him from now.

Fucking serpents every one of them.

Jenrick predictably says time to move on. Well fine we'll move on once we've discussed consequences you specky twat

The self-serving arseholes will act soon enough as soon as their own job, relying the support of their constituents, is on a shoogly peg.

Shame that won't be for a while.

[WhiteRoseKillie]

34 minutes ago, dirty dingus said:

I've actually just realised I hate this gaslighting wankstain more than Thatcher.

Oh, that ship sailed many months ago. At least that bitch was competent. And had the decency to die.

[Suspect Device]

 

I have to laugh at the folk on here repeating the phrase "Boris has to go now".

Not a fucking chance.

 

 

[Salt n Vinegar]

20 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:

 

I have to laugh at the folk on here repeating the phrase "Boris has to go now".

Not a fucking chance.

 

 

If that had been a video of a partygate event, the slimy b@stard would have claimed if was a Star Wars themed musical exercise session to help the hard working staff maintain excellent physical fitness during their hard working efforts, working hard to deliver vaccines in a very hard working manner. 

[Arch Stanton]

Tory MSP Graham Simpson refreshingly honest in his condemnation of Johnson's behaviour and the general attitude at No. 10.

[carpetmonster]

1 hour ago, dirty dingus said:

I've actually just realised I hate this gaslighting wankstain more than Thatcher.

Give it 20 years and you can make a YouTube travel docu traveling round Tories graves and shagging them. 

[Salt n Vinegar]

Maybe some bright journalist could ask the bleedin' obvious questions.  During lockdown, was everyone in the country who left a job entitled to have a leaving do at their place of work and would their colleagues be fully justified in attending? Would everyone who did have to work in their offices, shops, factories etc have been entitled to attend a drinks session every Friday afternoon at 4.00pm?

The Prime Minister appears to think that attending staff leaving event is ok - part of the job - and the senior staff apparently thought that weekly bevvy sessions were fine too. Well, if they were ok in Downing Street, they would surely have been fine everywhere else. 

[Dawson Park Boy]

3 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said:

Maybe some bright journalist could ask the bleedin' obvious questions.  During lockdown, was everyone in the country who left a job entitled to have a leaving do at their place of work and would their colleagues be fully justified in attending? Would everyone who did have to work in their offices, shops, factories etc have been entitled to attend a drinks session every Friday afternoon at 4.00pm?

The Prime Minister appears to think that attending staff leaving event is ok - part of the job - and the senior staff apparently thought that weekly bevvy sessions were fine too. Well, if they were ok in Downing Street, they would surely have been fine everywhere else. 

Exactly the point.

Those were the people who dreamt up the rules, mad though they were, and therefore they needed to abide by them.

He definitely needs to go.

[scottsdad]

I wouldn't mess with him. He's a Sith Lord. He uses the Force.

[DeeTillEhDeh]

Have to say that if I was a junior civil servant in London during lockdown, 10 Downing Street would have been my preferred place of work. Anyone with a source of decent coke would have made a mint.

[supermik]

Couldn’t mark his neck with a blowtorch.

[Salt n Vinegar]

55 minutes ago, supermik said:

Couldn’t mark his neck with a blowtorch.

I might humorously suggest that "it would be worth a try" but some git would probably accuse me of initiating violence, so I won't.

Ooops.

[Frank Quitely]

1 hour ago, Dawson Park Boy said:

Exactly the point.

Those were the people who dreamt up the rules, mad though they were, and therefore they needed to abide by them.

He definitely needs to go.

He's going nowhere and that's a good thing for those of us who want to witness a slow, painful unwinding of this Tory Government in full public view.  Bring.  It.  On.

[Granny Danger]

3 minutes ago, Frank Quitely said:

He's going nowhere and that's a good thing for those of us who want to witness a slow, painful unwinding of this Tory Government in full public view.  Bring.  It.  On.

I’m only repeating what others have said.  If Johnson is not forced out now he will ‘step down’ well before the next election.  We will have a bright shiny new PM who will disassociate their self from what he’s done and the Tory voters (who really don’t care) will use that as an excuse to vote Tory once again.

Thanks to FPTP after the next GE it could be anything from a minority Labour government to a Tory one with a reduced majority.

[ICTJohnboy]

2 hours ago, Arch Stanton said:

Tory MSP Graham Simpson refreshingly honest in his condemnation of Johnson's behaviour and the general attitude at No. 10.

 

Didn't call for him to resign though, or anyone else at No 10 for that matter.

[carpetmonster]

11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

I’m only repeating what others have said.  If Johnson is not forced out now he will ‘step down’ well before the next election. 

I’m not so sure; I don’t think he gives a single f**k about the Tory Party other than it’s his easiest route to what he no doubt sees as his rightful place. Much the same way as he didn’t back remain/leave til the last kick of the ball, and the Heseltine quote about Johnson being ‘very good at seeing which way people are moving, running to the front of that group and claiming it was all his idea’.
 

I think much like Trump, they’ll have to get it thru to him that *he’s* going to be seen as the loser - hence there being such focus over here on things like Brian Kemp beating Trump-endorsed David Perdue in the GA GOP primaries yesterday - if that can be gotten thru to him at all. 

Edited May 25, 2022 by carpetmonster

[Dawson Park Boy]

9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

I’m only repeating what others have said.  If Johnson is not forced out now he will ‘step down’ well before the next election.  We will have a bright shiny new PM who will disassociate their self from what he’s done and the Tory voters (who really don’t care) will use that as an excuse to vote Tory once again.

Thanks to FPTP after the next GE it could be anything from a minority Labour government to a Tory one with a reduced majority.

That’s actually a reasonable scenario.

People like myself are not too much bothered as to who is PM as long as we get a conservative leaning government with as little socialism as possible.