ICTJohnboy Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 8 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: ‘We’ haven’t. The hardcore 30% or so that would vote for a monkey wearing a blue rosette have. And under FPTP the future’s looking pretty bleak. In Scotland, of course, there is an alternative. Hopefully it will be exercised soon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 18 minutes ago, coprolite said: Report to say "we didn't investigate illegality as this was a police matter" Johnson to say "report didn't find any evidence of criminality" Will be world-leading deflection and spin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, coprolite said: Report to say "we didn't investigate illegality as this was a police matter" Johnson to say "report didn't find any evidence of criminality" ^Nailed it!^ Suspect too, once everyone's accepted heads are unlikely to roll, Durham Police will make an announcement to the effect that they will not be pursuing any action against Keir Starmer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagar Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 A Whitehall whitewash! Sue Gray's integrity? Laughable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Official (paraphrased) line from the junior staff: we didn't think we were doing anything wrong because the senior staff were there too and never told us off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Official (paraphrased) line from the junior staff: we didn't think we were doing anything wrong because the senior staff were there too and never told us off. You could add from yesterday ‘and the security guard that tried to say this was off got laughed out the shop by them’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 15 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: You could add from yesterday ‘and the security guard that tried to say this was off got laughed out the shop by them’ You would have hoped that all these expensively-educated politicians and civil servants would have realised that maybe something wasn't right, when the jannie was shaking his head at them. Maybe the jannie should be PM. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 For anyone struggling to keep up, I've compiled an exhaustive list of the consequences that will befall Johnston and his government following the publication of this report: 1) Absolutely no consequences whatsoever 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 8Terms of reference : "If required, the investigations will establish whether individual disciplinary action is warranted." Conclusion: "7. The matter of what disciplinary action should now take place is outside of the scope of this report and is for others to consider. Nothing set out in this report can be taken as constituting a disciplinary investigation or findings of fact appropriate for such a purpose. " Hmmm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angus_Don Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 (edited) Lots of partying, someone throwing up, an altercation and poor treatment of security and cleaning staff by officials, pretty daming really, expect a 2% Tory bump in the polls. Edited May 25, 2022 by Angus_Don 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 41 minutes ago, Angus_Don said: Lots of partying, someone throwing up, an altercation and poor treatment of security and cleaning staff by officials, pretty daming really, expect a 2% Tory bump in the polls. Boris has to go here. How on earth can he keep his job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said: Boris has to go here. How on earth can he keep his job. I’d imagine lots of focus will be put on that quote from Martin Reynolds, who *has* gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Yeah, he drinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Now that the pesky report's out of the way, perhaps we can collectively move on and deal with Russia, the cost of living, and dog poo on the streets, and stuff like that. F*** the plebs. See, I could be a Tory MP too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lyle Lanley said: Boris has to go here. How on earth can he keep his job. Tomorrow will be all about "The Windfall tax" and how it is going to transform peopes lives to such an extent that they may be able to turn on one bar on their electric heater this winter. This of course is the windfall tax which was seen as a huge deterent to investment a few weeks ago but now might just be really really handy to cover up bad news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Did I hear right that his answer to the questions asked was simply to call the leader of the opposition 'Sir Beer Korma"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Did I hear right that his answer to the questions asked was simply to call the leader of the opposition 'Sir Beer Korma"? Oh that’s top bantz from Bozza; CON (+5) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Did I hear right that his answer to the questions asked was simply to call the leader of the opposition 'Sir Beer Korma"? Indeed so, an indication of him taking things very very very seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 I've actually just realised I hate this gaslighting wankstain more than Thatcher. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, dirty dingus said: I've actually just realised I hate this gaslighting wankstain more than Thatcher. At least Thatcher had an ideology. BoJo's only ideology is BoJo. Edited May 25, 2022 by Salt n Vinegar Typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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