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3 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

Boris Johnson will come to Scotland in an attempt to save the Union.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/boris-johnson-visit-scotland-amid-panic-over-independence-2917901

Yeah that’s going to work you fat, entitled, lying buffoon.

 

I'll lay a pound to a penny he'll surface in one of our (far too) many 'defence' establishments, flanked by Jackson Carloan and Alister Jackass.

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11 hours ago, O'Kelly Isley III said:

I'll lay a pound to a penny he'll surface in one of our (far too) many 'defence' establishments, flanked by Jackson Carloan and Alister Jackass.

Aye. He'll turn up in places where the general public can't get near him. Armed forces bases and maybe a whisky distillery.

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2 hours ago, Baxter Parp said:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/jul/20/englands-chief-nurse-dropped-from-covid-19-briefing-after-refusing-to-back-cummings-ruth-may

Chief nurse was dropped from briefings after refusing to back Cummings

Heaven forfend someone actually expresses an expert opinion.

Didn't Jonathan Van-Tam disappear from view around the same time after some robustly candid contributions to the  briefings ?

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On 19/07/2020 at 19:31, Granny Danger said:

Boris Johnson will come to Scotland in an attempt to save the Union.

https://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/boris-johnson-visit-scotland-amid-panic-over-independence-2917901

Yeah that’s going to work you fat, entitled, lying buffoon.

 

I believe he is only visiting Moray and Dumfries and Galloway both tory strongholds, the former has Ross as the Toty MP the guy who resigned his Scottish ministerial post in light of the Cummings fiasco and the  latter of course gave us Fluffy and now Farmer Jack who has all the lovable charisma of a  dog that's just rolled in cow shite.

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Boris was refreshingly honest in his Times article this morning.

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There have always been and will always be those who, for their own reasons, devote their time and energy to driving us apart. But the simple truth is that whether it’s a Scottish scientist discovering penicillin in a London lab, an English-born author churning out chapters of Harry Potter in an Edinburgh café, or Westminster and Holyrood working together to secure tens of millions of pounds for the Islands Growth Deal, the people of the UK have always achieved more as four than as one.

 

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They've got 4 years to choose a successor and enough time to hobble Sir Keir's flimsy pledge to keep the 2019 manifesto in 2024 so, aye, no need to remain loyal to whoever's in No. 10 against Corbyn.

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Bojo continued his Scottish Farewell Tour when I spotted him in his motorcade driving through Elgin, after flying in from Orkney to Kinloss, on his way to visit the top tory soup manufacturer Fuxters.

No doubt he enjoyed a light lunch of Cullen Skink and Stovies washed down with copious pints of pish.

On leaving Bojo was met by cheery fans waving saltires and throwing lumps of shite at him.

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