welshbairn Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Vote for the c**t who can't load a milk crate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunfermline Don Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Why does he seem to have visited a lot of schools lately? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Scan Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Shat out doing an interview on national radio All the other leaders were on the Jeeza Vine show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, Uncle Scan said: Shat out doing an interview on national radio All the other leaders were on the Jeeza Vine show He can't be expected to train as a milkman and do radio interviews - he's a fucking half-witted balloon who needs one line fed at a time. Milk crates first! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Your Own Socks Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Hard to know which topic to put this one in...lies, clusterfuck, Brexit? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-delay-boris-johnson-deal-general-election-eu-barnier-leak-deadline-a9242346.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Ladies and gentlemen - the prime minister 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigma Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Refused to get interviewed with the rest of the leaders because he would rightly of been exposed. Hides in a fridge on national TV to dodge questions. Brings out a manifesto that has no policies to help the vulnerable in our society. Still wins the election, even though it was obvious that he was scared to be put on the hot seat. He played a cunning and easy game, and it sadly fooled the British public. Fucking disgraceful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaspianChris Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 If Boris Johnson was a fish, then he would be this type of fish. An ugly, useless slimy blob no one can love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 If Boris Johnson was a fish, then he would be this type of fish. An ugly, useless slimy blob no one can love. He already is your second sentence, no need to introduce the fishy side. Then again, that fish probably has more backbone and integrity than him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 I'm ever so glad that Mr Johnson has inspired us with his one nation vision. I would just like to remember some words of St. Francis of Assisi which I think are really just particularly apt at the moment. ‘Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may we bring truth. Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. And where there is despair, may we bring hope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Just now, sophia said: I'm ever so glad that Mr Johnson has inspired us with his one nation vision. I would just like to remember some words of St. Francis of Assisi which I think are really just particularly apt at the moment. ‘Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may we bring truth. Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. And where there is despair, may we bring hope Where there is industry, may we bring desolation. Where there is coal mines, may we bring unemployment. Where there is rates, may we bring the poll tax. Where there is tolerance, may we bring intolerance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Where there is media, may we bring fridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Where there is media, let there be Kuenssberg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 I wonder when the Arcuri investigations will be reopened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Tories: Yay! Everybody else: f**k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Zac Goldsmith off to the lords then. The son of a billionaire, made editor of his uncle's magazine at 23. Parachuted into a leafy London constituency, lost his seat twice in 3 years and ran an incredibly racist London mayoral campaign. Truly rags to riches stuff. Boris delivering alredy for the voters of Blyth who put their faith in him. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Zac Goldsmith off to the lords then. The son of a billionaire, made editor of his uncle's magazine at 23. Parachuted into a leafy London constituency, lost his seat twice in 3 years and ran an incredibly racist London mayoral campaign. Truly rags to riches stuff. Boris delivering alredy for the voters of Blyth who put their faith in him. More empty words and promises for the many. Rewards for the few in the great rebuilding of the society they want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said: Zac Goldsmith off to the lords then. The son of a billionaire, made editor of his uncle's magazine at 23. Parachuted into a leafy London constituency, lost his seat twice in 3 years and ran an incredibly racist London mayoral campaign. Truly rags to riches stuff. Boris delivering alredy for the voters of Blyth who put their faith in him. 3 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: More empty words and promises for the many. Rewards for the few in the great rebuilding of the society they want. Anyone getting upset by this sort of think is in for a depressing five years. What we are witnessing is the tip of the iceberg. Wholesale abuse of the power granted by thick as f**k voters in England and Wales will be an ongoing feature of U.K. politics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Anyone getting upset by this sort of think is in for a depressing five years. What we are witnessing is the tip of the iceberg. Wholesale abuse of the power granted by thick as f**k voters in England and Wales will be an ongoing feature of U.K. politics. This ^^^ Nothing from this government over the next 5 years will surprise me in the slightest. Vote Tory, Get Tory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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