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4 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

You also, should attempt reading, Dele, you thick Dee w****r.  (Y)

I just openly admitted to rubbering your batshit input until that second one that I replied to. Maybe you should learn to read too? 

One thing at a time though, learn how not to be so much of a gadgie first. 

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44 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

So you stormed into the thread to tell me that you've been ignoring me(selectively)and will be continuing to ignore me?

 

Go and attention seek somewhere else Dele, son. You'll not be getting anymore from me.

No, I come back to the thread to congratulate you on your wee act (which has changed through the course of the topic upon reading it) continuing to have posters replying to you. For someone who continually tells folk they need to learn how to read you certainly seem to struggle with it yourself. 

I will refrain from attempting to steal any of the attention you seem desperate to garner in a thread about being a manky b*****d. 

Good day. 🤠

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What about scratching to relieve intense anal itching?

scratching through cotton and bare nail on flesh are obviously different, but what level of cleanliness is required in either scenario? 

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1 minute ago, coprolite said:

What about scratching to relieve intense anal itching?

scratching through cotton and bare nail on flesh are obviously different, but what level of cleanliness is required in either scenario? 

I think the correct term is howk.

 

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"Intense anal itching" is one of those phrases that belongs exclusively to TV commercials, like "vaginal dryness", "moderate to heavy flow", or "explosive rectal prolapse".

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1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

"Intense anal itching" is one of those phrases that belongs exclusively to TV commercials, like "vaginal dryness", "moderate to heavy flow", or "explosive rectal prolapse".

^^^^ Suffers from them all, imho.

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3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

^^^^ Suffers from them all, imho.

I always wash my hands after dealing with them, at least. I'm not a total mink.

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2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

"Intense anal itching" is one of those phrases that belongs exclusively to TV commercials, like "vaginal dryness", "moderate to heavy flow", or "explosive rectal prolapse".

All except the flow can be relieved with the judicious application of a mini milk. 

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16 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

 


Other posters have confessed that they do this too. Presumably they don’t shit multiple times per day.


Just occurred to me: do they wipe first, or just drag their encrusted arses into the shower? 🤢

 

We're in the Philippines - we shite in the shower! 

Edit to add - I assume they wipe first but I haven't investigated to confirm my assumption.

Edited by hk blues

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19 hours ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

I need to do that sometimes too. But only because I have an exceptionally hairy arse. It's a delicate process trying to part it all out of the way

Maybe a combover wasn't the best idea...

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20 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Bog roll is the way to go.

People who use baby wipes are OFTW.

 

^^^ Shitey arsed OFTW found.

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3 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:


B) Have shitey baby wipes sitting stewing in your toilet bin for days/weeks

Would this not also be the case if he had a baby?

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1 hour ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

Do you actually use baby wipes to clean your arse?

If you do, that means you either:

A) Flush them down the toilet like a scumbag and cause fatbergs
B) Have shitey baby wipes sitting stewing in your toilet bin for days/weeks
 

Definitely OFTW

Flushable wipes used and flushed. 

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2 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

They're not "flushable" at all m8, regardless of what nonsense they print on their packaging. 

They keep my arse nice and clean, and until this country sees sense and introduces bidets or something to actually clean your arse with instead of just rubbing dry paper against it after a shite, they will continue being used.

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6 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

They keep my arse nice and clean, and until this country sees sense and introduces bidets or something to actually clean your arse with instead of just rubbing dry paper against it after a shite, they will continue being used.

You can get a Japanese style toilet seat on Amazon for about £300. An investment I am working towards myself.

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31 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

They keep my arse nice and clean, and until this country sees sense and introduces bidets or something to actually clean your arse with instead of just rubbing dry paper against it after a shite, they will continue being used.

I'd love to see this as the closing lines of a flushable wipes tv advert.

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They keep my arse nice and clean, and until this country sees sense and introduces bidets or something to actually clean your arse with instead of just rubbing dry paper against it after a shite, they will continue being used.


Oooooo you’re evil! Scottish Water’s most wanted wet wipe flusher.

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Bidets are used in countries where hygiene is terrible.

A bog roll wipe and a daily shower is better than a wee squirt of water at your arse.

 

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6 minutes ago, Scary Bear said:

 


Oooooo you’re evil! Scottish Water’s most wanted wet wipe flusher.

 

I wondered when old shitey arse would appear. Like clockwork.

3 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

Bidets are used in countries where hygiene is terrible.

A bog roll wipe and a daily shower is better than a wee squirt of water at your arse.

 

If you shite first thing then shower then you’re correct. If you shower in the morning then shite after that using only toilet roll to wipe, then your arse is fucking howling I’m afraid.

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