Honest_Man#1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 20 hours ago, Cerberus said: Bog roll is the way to go. People who use baby wipes are OFTW. ^^^ Shitey arsed OFTW found. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: B) Have shitey baby wipes sitting stewing in your toilet bin for days/weeks Would this not also be the case if he had a baby? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Do you actually use baby wipes to clean your arse? If you do, that means you either: A) Flush them down the toilet like a scumbag and cause fatbergs B) Have shitey baby wipes sitting stewing in your toilet bin for days/weeks Definitely OFTW Flushable wipes used and flushed. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: They're not "flushable" at all m8, regardless of what nonsense they print on their packaging. They keep my arse nice and clean, and until this country sees sense and introduces bidets or something to actually clean your arse with instead of just rubbing dry paper against it after a shite, they will continue being used. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: They keep my arse nice and clean, and until this country sees sense and introduces bidets or something to actually clean your arse with instead of just rubbing dry paper against it after a shite, they will continue being used. You can get a Japanese style toilet seat on Amazon for about £300. An investment I am working towards myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 31 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: They keep my arse nice and clean, and until this country sees sense and introduces bidets or something to actually clean your arse with instead of just rubbing dry paper against it after a shite, they will continue being used. I'd love to see this as the closing lines of a flushable wipes tv advert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 They keep my arse nice and clean, and until this country sees sense and introduces bidets or something to actually clean your arse with instead of just rubbing dry paper against it after a shite, they will continue being used.Oooooo you’re evil! Scottish Water’s most wanted wet wipe flusher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 What a fucking bunch humanity is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 Bidets are used in countries where hygiene is terrible. A bog roll wipe and a daily shower is better than a wee squirt of water at your arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Oooooo you’re evil! Scottish Water’s most wanted wet wipe flusher. I wondered when old shitey arse would appear. Like clockwork. 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Bidets are used in countries where hygiene is terrible. A bog roll wipe and a daily shower is better than a wee squirt of water at your arse. If you shite first thing then shower then you’re correct. If you shower in the morning then shite after that using only toilet roll to wipe, then your arse is fucking howling I’m afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 If you shite first thing then shower then you’re correct. If you shower in the morning then shite after that using only toilet roll to wipe, then your arse is fucking howling I’m afraid.I’m Batman to your sewer-blocking, planet-destroying Joker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Scary Bear said: I’m Batman to your sewer-blocking, planet-destroying Joker. If Batman stank of shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 hours ago, The Moonster said: Would this not also be the case if he had a baby? Wipes go in a nappy sack with the shitey nappy and straight in the outside bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: If Batman stank of shite. Certainly did when it was Val Kilmer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 If Batman stank of shite.Do you want me to give you lessons in how to wipe your arse?You seem to struggle with a routine that the rest of society manages in childhood. The fact that you think people have shower, then have a shite, shows you’re a bit slow. Unsurprising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Do you want me to give you lessons in how to wipe your arse? You seem to struggle with a routine that the rest of society manages in childhood. The fact that you think people have shower, then have a shite, shows you’re a bit slow. Unsurprising. No thanks, I’d rather not be within a 10m vicinity of your manky arse. Hold on, are you trying to say that absolutely nobody has a shower in the morning when they get up, then has a shite during their day? Are you fucking mental? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 2 hours ago, The Moonster said: You can get a Japanese style toilet seat on Amazon for about £300. An investment I am working towards myself. One of these? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Out of interest, what do you dry yourself with after the bidet has replicated one of the most unpleasant feelings in the world, firing water at your bare arsehole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 No thanks, I’d rather not be within a 10m vicinity of your manky arse. Hold on, are you trying to say that absolutely nobody has a shower in the morning when they get up, then has a shite during their day? Are you fucking mental? [emoji848]Yes, I’m mental.And I stink of shite along with the rest of society. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Yes, I’m mental. And I stink of shite along with the rest of society. Thank god you’ve finally accepted it. Although it’s not all of society, there’s large numbers of society who know how to clean their arse properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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