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2 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

Literally NEVER wash my hands after taking a piss at home. I do it after doing one in the office, but that's only because we've got those Dyson hand-dryers that sound like a jet engine and everyone would notice if you DIDN'T wash your hands. 

 

"Germs" are a made-up concept. Germaphobes are utter gimps and will condemn their children to a weak immune system and life of constant superficial illnesses.

To be honest I only wash my hands when I'm cooking dinner or getting ready to go out.

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18 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

All toilets should go Italian and have foot lever flushers instead of by hand. Simple concept, great idea.

Where are they located?

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1 minute ago, Stellaboz said:
10 minutes ago, Kuro said:
Where are they located?

On the floor. f**k sake

Clever

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18 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

Literally NEVER wash my hands after taking a piss at home. I do it after doing one in the office, but that's only because we've got those Dyson hand-dryers that sound like a jet engine and everyone would notice if you DIDN'T wash your hands. 

 

"Germs" are a made-up concept. Germaphobes are utter gimps and will condemn their children to a weak immune system and life of constant superficial illnesses.

You realise you could just put your hands in the driver to ensure there is a noise and people will assume you've washed them you manky b*****d.

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19 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

"Germs" are a made-up concept. 

steven wilson making of blackwater park GIF

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I have to carry my own keyboard/mouse around due to having no fixed abode at work for the last couple of years. To the surprise of no-one, personal hygiene isn't a priority in the IT game. The amount of disgusting b*****ds that forget to wash their hands after a Monster-fuelled shite gives me the boak.

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47 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

Literally NEVER wash my hands after taking a piss at home. I do it after doing one in the office, but that's only because we've got those Dyson hand-dryers that sound like a jet engine and everyone would notice if you DIDN'T wash your hands. 

 

"Germs" are a made-up concept. Germaphobes are utter gimps and will condemn their children to a weak immune system and life of constant superficial illnesses.

Bet you are fucking honking. Clatty midden.

Having basic good hygiene isn't hard.

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4 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said:

I have to carry my own keyboard/mouse around due to having no fixed abode at work for the last couple of years. To the surprise of no-one, personal hygiene isn't a priority in the IT game. The amount of disgusting b*****ds that forget to wash their hands after a Monster-fuelled shite gives me the boak.

I also refuse to share a keyboard or a mouse at work and I always thoroughly wash down my desk before every shift. 

The cleaners in my workplace have told me many a nasty story about what they've found around the office. Many people's personal hygiene standards are atrocious. 

Another thing that really grinds my gears is when people blame the air con system for the number of people catching colds in the office. It's not the air con that is the problem, it's the number of manky c***s who sneeze and cough without covering their mouths. 

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1 minute ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

How doe not washing my hands after a pish in the house make me a "fucking oinking... clatty midden"? :lol: What a fucking drama queen.

 

This is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about when I was calling germophobes nutters.

I hope you live on your own! 

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28 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said:

Anyway, I don't really care what their perception of me is. I do it for their peace of mind, not mine. 

Not sure I follow this

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I have to carry my own keyboard/mouse around due to having no fixed abode at work for the last couple of years. To the surprise of no-one, personal hygiene isn't a priority in the IT game. The amount of disgusting b*****ds that forget to wash their hands after a Monster-fuelled shite gives me the boak.
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1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

Some us just like to keep our cocks in pristine condition for the ladies, at all times, just in case.

In case the gents is out of order?

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On 21/07/2019 at 08:33, 19QOS19 said:

I never wash my hands after a pee but before going I give my cock a thoroughly good scrupping ensuring it's clean before use.

Which is why nobody will sit near him in the pub.

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1 hour ago, Malky3 said:

I hope you live on your own! 

Pretty sure he lives in a wheely bin.

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How doe not washing my hands after a pish in the house make me a "fucking honking... clatty midden"? :lol: What a fucking drama queen.
 
This is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about when I was calling germophobes nutters.


How much smegma do you have on your knob?

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On 20/07/2019 at 08:34, Tynierose said:

Should you wash your hands before you go to the toilet?

Jist think about the state of door handles etc in pubs before you even get into urinals.

Hmmm.

I do this at work all the time because: 

A - The folk who work in the labs at the building I’m based at on office days are a bunch of disgusting fucking tinks. 

B - When I’m on site, I don’t want my dirty hands to cross-contaminate my willy.

C - Sometimes a jobby needs flung.

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On 20/07/2019 at 17:04, Tynierose said:

Should you wash your hands before you go to the toilet?

An absolute must if you have been handling chilli. 

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