Dee Man Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 4 hours ago, MixuFixit said: I have a thing where I'll grab the top or bottom corner of the door handle to get out, making the assumption most people just grab the middle, but it occurred to me maybe everyone thinks that and does what I do, thus nullifying the supposed benefits to me. Thoughts? 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Similar. Which area of the door handle do the majority of dirty filthy non-washers grab. I usually wipe my arse with my bare hands then wipe the shite off on the top or bottom corner of the door handle. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 17 hours ago, throbber said: Nah I just mean in the house and I’m peeing in the en suite. En suite... .. just admit it, it's a po you've got, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 13 hours ago, ForzaDundee said: Never wash my hands and doing a pish and not been ill once in my life. Sometimes run and tap and pretend to do it if someone else is in the toilets but I ensure that no water touches my flesh. Just making everyone else ill then. I blame the parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 21, 2019 Author Share Posted July 21, 2019 I usually wipe my arse with my bare hands then wipe the shite off on the top or bottom corner of the door handle. You’ve gone native I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 16 hours ago, Cerberus said: After washing your hands, keep a paper towel to cover the door handle when you exit. You're looking at entering OCD territory sometime soon! Anyway, unless you're cutting about wearing gloves at all times you're kidding yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I never wash my hands after a pee but before going I give my cock a thoroughly good scrupping ensuring it's clean before use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: You’ve gone native I see. You can take the boy out of Dundee.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 What we need is flushable hand wipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 21 hours ago, JTS98 said: I've got a decent routine at work where I wash my hands, take the paper towel to dry my hands then use that to open the door before binning the paper as I walk out. Beautiful. Except I then walk out into an office covered in other people's shite. Do you work in The Maze? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 6 hours ago, JTS98 said: Just making everyone else ill then. I blame the parents. Survival of the fittest. Take some multivitamins, exercise and take cold showers. Then you'll never get ill, like me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I saw the highly annoying TV presenter, Neil Oliver, not wash his hands after taking a slash in the King's Theatre in Glasgow. You'd think a person in the public eye would be more careful to protect his (very poor) image. He even looks OCD to me, but obviously not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Survival of the fittest. Take some multivitamins, exercise and take cold showers. Then you'll never get ill, like me. You were clearly told this in a vain attempt to stop you interfering with yourself, weren't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Going off on a slight tangent, once you reach a certain level of obesity it becomes physically impossible to wipe your arse after taking a shite... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Going off on a slight tangent, once you reach a certain level of obesity it becomes physically impossible to wipe your arse after taking a shite...How do you wipe then? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Going off on a slight tangent, once you reach a certain level of obesity it becomes physically impossible to wipe your arse after taking a shite...Just imagine being able to let yourself go to that extent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 I just get my maids to keep my penis in pristine condition so there is no need to wash my hands after a slash. NSFW due to boobage: Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Just imagine being able to let yourself go to that extent. Worryingly for some it doesn't take too much. This isn't a pop at overweight people btw... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 In a meeting many jobs ago, I brought up that we ought to pay someone to clean the classroom keyboards and mice from time to time. Years on end, in use every weekday, by different students every week. Nobody thought it was worth spending the money, so I brought up the statistic about half of the populace not washing their hands after using the toilet. Everybody was suitably horrified, but by the fact that I'd brought up something so disgusting, not that they'd been using equipment covered in many strains of arse bacteria 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 I have a thing where I'll grab the top or bottom corner of the door handle to get out, making the assumption most people just grab the middle, but it occurred to me maybe everyone thinks that and does what I do, thus nullifying the supposed benefits to me. Thoughts?Yup same here.Also wash my hands when I get to work and whenever I arrive home. Public transport and anywhere in public I assume to be filthy so I want toake sure I'm taking some sort of action against it.Does anyone remember the Alexander Brothers? The blonde one doesn't wash his hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Does anyone remember the Alexander Brothers? The blonde one doesn't wash his hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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