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If you shite first thing then shower then you’re correct. If you shower in the morning then shite after that using only toilet roll to wipe, then your arse is fucking howling I’m afraid.


I’m Batman to your sewer-blocking, planet-destroying Joker.

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1 minute ago, Scary Bear said:

 


I’m Batman to your sewer-blocking, planet-destroying Joker.

 

If Batman stank of shite.

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3 hours ago, The Moonster said:

Would this not also be the case if he had a baby?

Wipes go in a nappy sack with the shitey nappy and straight in the outside bin. 

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4 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

If Batman stank of shite.

Certainly did when it was Val Kilmer. 

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If Batman stank of shite.


Do you want me to give you lessons in how to wipe your arse?

You seem to struggle with a routine that the rest of society manages in childhood. The fact that you think people have shower, then have a shite, shows you’re a bit slow. Unsurprising.

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3 minutes ago, Scary Bear said:

 


Do you want me to give you lessons in how to wipe your arse?

You seem to struggle with a routine that the rest of society manages in childhood. The fact that you think people have shower, then have a shite, shows you’re a bit slow. Unsurprising.

 

No thanks, I’d rather not be within a 10m vicinity of your manky arse.

Hold on, are you trying to say that absolutely nobody has a shower in the morning when they get up, then has a shite during their day? Are you fucking mental? 🤔

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2 hours ago, The Moonster said:

You can get a Japanese style toilet seat on Amazon for about £300. An investment I am working towards myself.

One of these?

 

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Out of interest, what do you dry yourself with after the bidet has replicated one of the most unpleasant feelings in the world, firing water at your bare arsehole?

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No thanks, I’d rather not be within a 10m vicinity of your manky arse.
Hold on, are you trying to say that absolutely nobody has a shower in the morning when they get up, then has a shite during their day? Are you fucking mental?


Yes, I’m mental.

And I stink of shite along with the rest of society.

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6 minutes ago, Scary Bear said:

 


Yes, I’m mental.

And I stink of shite along with the rest of society.

 

Thank god you’ve finally accepted it. Although it’s not all of society, there’s large numbers of society who know how to clean their arse properly.

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Thank god you’ve finally accepted it. Although it’s not all of society, there’s large numbers of society who know how to clean their arse properly.
You measure a societys hygeine by the size of its fatbergs IMO. We are doing ok but many of our sewage systems are victorian and undersized. Blocking these can lead to a false sense of security. We need to be blocking up the big modern ones too.

Blocked sewers = a clean society + jobs for sewer unblocking technicians.

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Thank god you’ve finally accepted it. Although it’s not all of society, there’s large numbers of society who know how to clean their arse properly.


Toilet roll still seems very popular and it does seem to do the job.

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Wet wipes would be fine if we adopted the routine of nearly every civilised country of putting them in a bin instead of flushing them down the toilet.

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I hope every c**t that flushes a wet wipe eats it again in their fish for dinner. Scum.

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7 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Wet wipes would be fine if we adopted the routine of nearly every civilised country of putting them in a bin instead of flushing them down the toilet.

Correct. And people that seem to age this idea that bins will be overflowing with wet wipes don’t understand the basic procedure. Toilet roll until the roll is showing as clean (hint: your arse is still shite ridden), then use of 1 wet wipe to give it the final clean (this is where it shows that without using wet wipes your arse is still rank) and a bit more toilet roll to dry.

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Correct. And people that seem to age this idea that bins will be overflowing with wet wipes don’t understand the basic procedure. Toilet roll until the roll is showing as clean (hint: your arse is still shite ridden), then use of 1 wet wipe to give it the final clean (this is where it shows that without using wet wipes your arse is still rank) and a bit more toilet roll to dry.

 

Just accept that people won’t ever do this and move on with your life.

 

Some people on this very thread can’t be bothered washing their hands after going to the toilet. Can you see them washing their arseholes?

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30 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Wet wipes would be fine if we adopted the routine of nearly every civilised country of putting them in a bin instead of flushing them down the toilet.

Only backward, practically Third World countries require a separate toilet paper bin. 

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12 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I'm slightly bemused by Tanzania being the only African country with working plumbing

And the Vatican's the only place in Italy where you're assured of discretely disposing of your dirty secrets.

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44 minutes ago, Scary Bear said:

 

Just accept that people won’t ever do this and move on with your life.

 

Some people on this very thread can’t be bothered washing their hands after going to the toilet. Can you see them washing their arseholes?

I’ve accepted that long ago. It’s you who continually seems to get seething that some people use wet wipes.

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