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"Only 38% of men... wash their hands after going to the toilet"
https://www.initial.co.uk/washroom-news/2015/initial-hygiene-connect.html

Right, who are the utter mingers on here who don't bother washing their hands after taking a dump? 

Edited by Cerberus

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I personally employ 2 layers of protection against being a minger. 

The first level of protection, which could be considered "preventative", consists of deliberately NOT pissing on my hands.

The second level of protection, "reactive" in nature, is the process of washing my hands in sink post pish. 

I think the above is the correct method. 

Edited by Bairnardo

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I usually just wet my hands under the cold tap for a couple of seconds unless in public or the gf is standing over me.

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17 minutes ago, throbber said:

 the gf is standing over me.

In the mens toilets? 

Is there something you want to tell us?

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In the mens toilets? 
Is there something you want to tell us?


Nah I just mean in the house and I’m peeing in the en suite.

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20 minutes ago, throbber said:

I usually just wet my hands under the cold tap for a couple of seconds unless in public or the gf is standing over me.

Why do you have to wash your hands when she wipes your arse for you.

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Of course one of the main issues when out in the pub or wherever are the manky b*****ds that don't wash their hands and touch the door handles that you need too use.

Absolute fucking tramps.

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3 minutes ago, Tynierose said:

Of course one of the main issues when out in the pub or wherever are the manky b*****ds that don't wash their hands and touch the door handles that you need too use.

Absolute fucking tramps.

The vast majority.

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It's utterly bizarre how many grown adults don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

I notice a funny dynamic at my work where the men's toilet is a small two-cubicle effort. All the westerners wash their hands (at least when there's another person in) but most of the local Asian staff just breeze straight out into the office post-dump or pish without even a glance at the sink. It's funny how they have not the slightest care about it, while the western staff feel the need to keep up appearances in the small space.

I know the small space makes a difference as I've seen many of my western colleagues not bother washing their hands in larger toilets in pubs etc when at work social events. It's funny how it makes a difference.

Anyway. If you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet, you're a manky tramp whose parents did a really bad job with you.

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4 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

I probably wash my hands after a piss about half the time tbh.

Not bad for a Hibby, tbf.

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Should you wash your hands before you go to the toilet?

Jist think about the state of door handles etc in pubs before you even get into urinals.

Hmmm.

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I always wash my hands but then add the extra step of trying to get out the door without touching the handle. It’s a real timing issue tbh

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Worst I've seen was someone eating an apple. Put it down on the sink half eaten had a pish then picked it up and started eating it again.
If theres an apple aids he now has it.

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5 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

Worst I've seen was someone eating an apple. Put it down on the sink half eaten had a pish then picked it up and started eating it again.
If theres an apple aids he now has it.

I think this is the nearest you'll get.

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