Jump to content

War with Iran


BawWatchin

Recommended Posts

4 hours ago, ForzaDundee said:

See how the Arabs are all rich from oil. Why don't we just go invade and take it all? The f**k are they going to do about it. We'll take Man City too, what's stopping us?

I know this is tongue-in-cheek, but FWIW Iranians aren't Arabs.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, Silverton End said:

Iran ethnic groups -

61% Persian

16% Azerbaijani

10% Kurdish

6% Lur/Bakhtiari

2% Turkmen

2% Baloch

2% Arab

1% Other

Knew it!

Will the yanks risk alianating their arab chums by dropping a B53 or shree on Iran?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

For purely selfish reasons, I could do with the oil price rising.

Get stuck in lads. 

On another note. That 3 course MSG meal I ordered from my local Chinese last night was delicious.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, MixuFixit said:

pulse/no pulse?

I suspect a Mullarkey brand smart bomb would run out of fuel, dropping to the ground and murdering numerous innocents after having sniffed around the entirety of Irans population and most of its animals, having failed to identify an acceptable target. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, Silverton End said:

Iran ethnic groups -

61% Persian

16% Azerbaijani

10% Kurdish

6% Lur/Bakhtiari

2% Turkmen

2% Baloch

2% Arab

1% Other

If the Americans are doing the targeting we should evacuate Dumbarton and the surrounding area.

Or maybe not.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I suspect a Mullarkey brand smart bomb would run out of fuel, dropping to the ground and murdering numerous innocents after having sniffed around the entirety of Irans population and most of its animals, having failed to identify an acceptable target. 

Just a standard British bomb then, don't be fooled by the fancy branding.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...