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1 hour ago, LincolnHearts said:

I will remember this for future generations.

Glad I could help.

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19 hours ago, kennysmassiveego said:

Went to primary school with a girl who quite often wet her pants in the classroom and liked to show off her fanny too . She wasn’t a looker then and I read recently she had been nicked for soliciting in Kilmarnock . I just wonder what services she provided for her clients ? 

Bugsy O'Kane used to wet the floor, never flashed though.

A lad in Secondary school carried a briefcase everywhere, he had loads of those old wee Commando war comics in it, I believe he went on to become a high ranking police officer.

 

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Went to primary school with a girl who quite often wet her pants in the classroom and liked to show off her fanny too . She wasn’t a looker then and I read recently she had been nicked for soliciting in Kilmarnock . I just wonder what services she provided for her clients ? 

^^^^^Got caught in her brothel as it was raided type post.

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There was a bloke in my year at school called Chris Ballantyne. He had the classic heavy metal hoodie and long hair, but what made him dangerously weird is that he posted online animated videos that he made himself, of him shagging the girl in our year that he fantasised about, he also narrated these videos.

He also joined the youth wing of ukip when he was 14 and would always rant about the EU whenever politics was brought up.

I'm pretty sure he came from a wealthy family.

He now works for an IT company in Cupar, & is a member of Ukip, although he may have switched to the brexit party.

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6 hours ago, MeadowArab said:

There was a bloke in my year at school called Chris Ballantyne. He had the classic heavy metal hoodie and long hair, but what made him dangerously weird is that he posted online animated videos that he made himself, of him shagging the girl in our year that he fantasised about, he also narrated these videos.

He also joined the youth wing of ukip when he was 14 and would always rant about the EU whenever politics was brought up.

I'm pretty sure he came from a wealthy family.

He now works for an IT company in Cupar, & is a member of Ukip, although he may have switched to the brexit party.

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6 hours ago, MeadowArab said:

There was a bloke in my year at school called Chris Ballantyne. He had the classic heavy metal hoodie and long hair, but what made him dangerously weird is that he posted online animated videos that he made himself, of him shagging the girl in our year that he fantasised about, he also narrated these videos.

He also joined the youth wing of ukip when he was 14 and would always rant about the EU whenever politics was brought up.

I'm pretty sure he came from a wealthy family.

He now works for an IT company in Cupar, & is a member of Ukip, although he may have switched to the brexit party.

'Drippin like a nakurt frdge'

'Na spikkin, ah dinna like spikkin'

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On 16/07/2019 at 19:51, D.A.F.C said:

Lubi’s mum is odd as well, she was in Giacomos in Dunfermline one day when my mum was there and when a guy walked in with a beard and blonde hair she started going mental shouting “that’s noel Edmunds that’s noel Edmunds”.

 

 

That might not be so odd. 

When I worked at Sky in Dunfermline, Noel Edmonds doppelganger worked there too. This wee guy looked so much like Edmonds that I needed convincing that it wasn't him rather than that it was. 

The weirdest boy I can think of at school was a guy named Paul. I'll leave his surname out in case he's a member but he used to chase everyone around the playground trying to jab a pencil into them. 

Karma bit his arse when one of the school loonies took it upon himself to stab him with a screwdriver. 

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2 hours ago, Ebanda's Handyman Services said:

That might not be so odd. 

When I worked at Sky in Dunfermline, Noel Edmonds doppelganger worked there too. This wee guy looked so much like Edmonds that I needed convincing that it wasn't him rather than that it was. 

The weirdest boy I can think of at school was a guy named Paul. I'll leave his surname out in case he's a member but he used to chase everyone around the playground trying to jab a pencil into them. 

Karma bit his arse when one of the school loonies took it upon himself to stab him with a screwdriver. 

This Karma character sounds the worst of the lot.

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3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

This Karma character sounds the worst of the lot.

I assumed it was a dog

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On 17/07/2019 at 21:47, Silverton End said:

Bugsy O'Kane used to wet the floor, never flashed though.

A lad in Secondary school carried a briefcase everywhere, he had loads of those old wee Commando war comics in it, I believe he went on to become a high ranking police officer.

 

I, for one, am stunned that an unpopular kid at school went on to become a member of the police force in an attempt at getting his revenge on society. 

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I, for one, am stunned that an unpopular kid at school went on to become a member of the police force in an attempt at getting his revenge on society. 

I bet even in his lodge they avoid him

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There was a boy in my year who would take all his rubbish from lunch home with him instead of putting it in the bin, just kept it in his lunch box. This included the skins of oranges earning him the nickname Neily peely. 

There was a pervy b*****d as well, somehow he got caught having pictures of lassies from my year and the year above saved to his laptop. They were presumably stolen from Facebook but he got outed for being a perv and was off school for a month. Came back and and for the rest of his school days was always reminded of it. 

No idea what they're up to nowadays. 

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I suppose the easy access to online pornography has changed this but there was always a few kids who were really into porn. There was one kid a couple years above me at school who used to have catalogues for bondage gear in his school bag, he would show people them for some reason. He also had hardcore porn mags at a time that they weren’t freely available and took them on a Scout camp we went on (his dad was our Scout leader). His porn mags had stuff written on them like “I love this fanny” and “I wanked here” and be claimed that these had been written on by another kid who he had lent the magazines to. Everyone kind of avoided him, a deeply odd character.

I heard he dropped out of Uni (he was clever despite being a weirdo) because he’d met some older people in Glasgow and spent all his time drinking and smoking weed. I really wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out he was a sex offender, one of the most noncey individuals I’ve ever encountered.

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I've probably posted this before but the porn guy at our school was Porno George. He was always good for a tape and was never fussy when you gave it back. I borrowed one once and it was a shitty homemade tape with two older (Scottish) folk attempting to bang on a couch. The next day George came up to me looking as white as a sheet saying "Have you brought that tape in? I need it back asap. It's the one with ma auntie and uncle and ma dad has noticed it's went missing". So much wrong with that sentence. Weird weird family.

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I can't think of any at school stories, closest I'm thinking is a guy in my year who was just a bit if s fantasist, e.g. primary school he claimed he was on holiday in Florida at the same time as me and was in fact in the next room to us (it was a cupboard keeping cleaning supplies).  On secondary school he turned up at a midweek Ayr game claiming he was the referee observer (referee was our technical teacher Eddie Mack).  

Since school I'm aware of a guy being outed as a beast and a guy who was into stuff with animals, both would have registered on the weird scale but nothing obvious.  

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11 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

I've probably posted this before but the porn guy at our school was Porno George. He was always good for a tape and was never fussy when you gave it back. I borrowed one once and it was a shitty homemade tape with two older (Scottish) folk attempting to bang on a couch. The next day George came up to me looking as white as a sheet saying "Have you brought that tape in? I need it back asap. It's the one with ma auntie and uncle and ma dad has noticed it's went missing". So much wrong with that sentence. Weird weird family.

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There was a big fat lad a year below me at school who was phenomenal at art but used all his talent in drawing very detailed pornographic material.

There was another kid who was probably alright but no one wanted to know him because he smelled a bit. It was probably his clothes as his parents looked a right couple of oddballs who had milk bottles at either end of their mantelpiece used as vases. They didn't have any curtains or blinds so you could see straight into their house. Their garden was most unkempt.

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I went to school with a guy nicknamed Mooncat. he was in the army cadets and spent his breaktimes climbing huge trees and sitting at the top of them. He ran everywhere. Someone saw him jumping behind trains at a railway crossing in Gatehead just outside Kilmarnock because he liked the draught. He died falling from rocks at Culzean castle. 

There was another guy who found a massive stash of porn mags in woods, hundreds of them. it took him 3-4 trips to get them all home and hidden in his mum and dads garage. he started to sell them at school and was known as Porn king, or PK for short. He got rumbled and ran away from school and decided the best way to destroy the evidence was to burn them all, which he did, still in his mum and dads garage.

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