John Lambies Doos Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 That guy would have been battered daily in my school There was a boy at my school who was obsessed with Gameboy and the Super Mario platform game. He used to skip around the playground crouching down a bit, then when he bumped into something he would say "magic mushroom" and stretch himself out. When someone touched (or occasionally hit) him he would make the appropriate noise from the game and crouch down again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 There was a boy at my school who was obsessed with Gameboy and the Super Mario platform game. He used to skip around the playground crouching down a bit, then when he bumped into something he would say "magic mushroom" and stretch himself out. When someone touched (or occasionally hit) him he would make the appropriate noise from the game and crouch down again.That guy sounds like a laugh a minute. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 A guy suddenly appeared in our registration class in third year. Seemed friendly enough until he absolutely lamped a prefect for no particular reason a couple of weeks later. Disappeared as quickly as he arrived. Four years later, watching the STV news and there he is. A life sentence for murdering his elderly aunt.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 A guy in my year at school used to go about in a long leather jacket and had a briefcase. He was in the paper a few years ago for pumping his sister (not that creature from Motherwell). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 @LincolnHearts a thread about you mate. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 8 hours ago, Dindeleux said: @LincolnHearts a thread about you mate. I was too much of a peasant to go to school mate. Gutted that I missed out on being sucked off by a teacher like you were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifes Elite Force Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 15 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: One guy I knew from nursery all the way through to high school who was a bit quiet and on the 'special' side. He went on to murder his mum, buried her body in a place the police would never think to look (under her caravan) and is currently residing in HMP for life. #happytuesdays This sounds someone similar in Dunfermline , he was out in a nightclub when she was "missing" pretending to be upset. Theres a court case just now as he is in the executer of his mums estate while in jail after being found guilty of killing her and his sister doesn't have any rights, I think his lawyers sent her a letter to say he was selling the house and she couldn't get access to get her mums belongings. There were a few weird guys at our school, the main one was a guy called Robert Smith. Everyone called him Viking boy because he hadn't cut his hair since he was about 8. He seemed to hate the world , have no social skills and barge into people in the corridor when he went past. He also used to pick his ears with his pencil and then whipe the wax onto the desk. Last I had heard he went to Edinburgh uni and was barging about the corridors there too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 37 minutes ago, LincolnHearts said: I was too much of a peasant to go to school mate. Gutted that I missed out on being sucked off by a teacher like you were. School is provided by the government mate even poor families like yours can go. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 17 hours ago, ICTChris said: This video popped up on my YouTube, a compilation of Reddit comments about how the 'weird' kid from your school ended up. It appears to have that anime frog so may be full of mad Yanks, apologies if that's the case. did anyone last the whole video?how irritating is that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Sad to see - but not surprising - the resident fantasist tryhard and his lapdog trying to ruin another topic with their unresolved sexual tension. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gifted Sub Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Kennysmassiveego... yikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Dindeleux said: School is provided by the government mate even poor families like yours can go. I will remember this for future generations. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: Sad to see - but not surprising - the resident fantasist tryhard and his lapdog trying to ruin another topic with their unresolved sexual tension. You'll need to narrow that down... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 27 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: You'll need to narrow that down... Aye, sorry. The one that isn't Magee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Just now, Dele said: Aye, sorry. The one that isn't Magee. 8Mile? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: 8Mile? He's number three on the fantasist list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dele said: He's number three on the fantasist list. Feels like it could be time for a P&B's biggest fantasist poll... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, Dele said: Aye, sorry. The one that isn't Magee. Again, you’ll need to narrow it down as nobody knows who isn’t magee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: Feels like it could be time for a P&B's biggest fantasist poll... @Ludo*1, take it away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 1 hour ago, LincolnHearts said: I will remember this for future generations. Glad I could help. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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