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Crazy predictions for season 2019-20


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Kris Doolan and Michael Moffat to score 75 goals between them before Hogmanay then to leave in the transfer window for Barca and Real Madrid respectively Ian McCall to spend the £100m transfer fee received on multiple baseball hats, Crocks, Chris Erskine, Robbie Crawford and Gary Harkins.

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5 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

Morton fans to go the whole season without their thread going into complete meltdown by fighting amongst themselves

I would be amazed if they made it to the start of the season without that happening.

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18 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said:
18 hours ago, the_paulo said:
Thistle to be the subject of a takeover by some sort of Chinese billionaire.

Some sort ....shy and reclusive, megalomaniac dictator or funky hipster?

Lifelong Gretna fan, according to what I hear and it's happening next week (ITK).

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As the opening day of the League 1 season approaches, the Falkirk Herald reports that police are "baffled" by a sudden upswing in the number of thefts of satnav systems from cars in the Grangemouth area. 

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10 hours ago, John Lambies Doos said:

Thistle to sign Messi with their new found billions. Messi to stay in Castle Weir whilst house hunting and pump plump Mrs Weir. Big Colin will film it with his 1980's STV camera.

Thought they were divorcing. Christine's a free agent... Get in there Lionel

 

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12 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

The Dick Campbell sex tape to be the biggest selling stocking filler (and how well does Dick wear those stockings?) in Scotland this Christmas. 

That's way beyond crazy... no-one pays for porn.

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On 09/07/2019 at 15:06, oneteaminglasgow said:

Morton fans to go the whole season without their thread going into complete meltdown by fighting amongst themselves

Congratulations - to dare, this is the most crazy prediction on the thread. 

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