Black and White Tragic Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Your chance to make wild Nostradamus-esque predictions of glory or doom and can come back at the end of the season saying told you so to the naysayers. Up first I'm going with... Shankland, feeling unloved as a bench-warming squad player, takes to comfort eating and puts on two stone before Christmas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Arborath win the league, Dundee United relegated due to playing Shankland in goals for the first 20 matches after Neilson forgets that Shankland dosnt have to be in near the Dundee United goal to score goals. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Dunfermline stop selling steak bridies leading to an average match attendance in single figures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Falkirk to get releg.....Oh wait, never mind. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Granny to not be a moaning faced old codger. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Dick Campbell to avoid a touchline ban. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parxyz Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Paul Paton to go the season without a booking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Shankland to do a Dobbie and score over 50 goals next season, firing Dundee United to the much coveted ninth spot. Queen of the South, in a bid to raise some much needed funds, launch a "Show us how much you love the Dobbie" initiative. Poor Stephen ends up walking like John Wayne Dick Campbell to slap Neilson in the pus with an authentic Arbroath Smokie, during a particularly tense Angus Derby Robbie Neilson to finally disappear up his own arse 12, Ruel Street to be chosen as the venue for the inaugural Mascot's Last Man Standing bare knuckle/paw boxing match 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I will win this season's inaugural Mascot's Last Man Standing boxing match. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, cappiecat said: I will win this season's inaugural Mascot's Last Man Standing boxing match. Will you be assisted by yer Maw? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 During a flu epidemic sammy the Tammy plays in goals for Dunfermline and relegates Dundee United by having a MOTM performance. He removes his head to reveal Rab Douglas. Dundee is in lockdown for three months to prevent rioting. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 During a fiesty game at Somerset Ian McCall poops in Dick Campbells bunnet at half time. During the second half it falls out and injures Alan Forrest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 QoS to concede under 20 goals from crosses all season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Moore to outscore Shankland. Inverness champions. No sign of Falkirk. Ayr announce a return to part time football. Partick Thistle manager John Hughes leaves after not picking up a point. Robbie Muirhead discovers crashed UFO. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEFarab Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Dundee to win at Tannadice. Not sure if it’s more unrealistic than you were looking for? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 41 minutes ago, itzdrk said: Robbie Muirhead discovers crashed UFO. Spacegoat to then score more than Shankland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelheart Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Kelty automatically promoted to championship for being too good for lower leagues Morton to win league 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbychops Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 The Yanks put their grand plan into action and Dundee City win the league. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlandmagyar 2nd Tier Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Thistle to win the quadruple, go unbeaten all season. Kenny Miller scores 99 goals , Gary Caldwell gets the Man U gig after another shite season for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Kenny Miller guides Thistle to 2 relegations in 3 seasons x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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