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Crazy predictions for season 2019-20

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Your chance to make wild Notradamus-esque predictions of glory or doom and can come back at the end of the season saying told you so to the naysayers.

 

Up first I'm going with...

 

Shankland, feeling unloved as a bench-warming squad player, takes to comfort eating and puts on two stone before Christmas.

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Arborath win the league, Dundee United relegated due to playing Shankland in goals for the first 20 matches after Neilson forgets that Shankland dosnt have to be in near the Dundee United goal to score goals.

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Dunfermline stop selling steak bridies leading to an average match attendance in single figures.

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Paul Paton to go the season without a booking.

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Shankland to do a Dobbie and score over 50 goals next season, firing Dundee United to the much coveted ninth spot.

Queen of the South, in a bid to raise some much needed funds, launch a "Show us how much you love the Dobbie" initiative. Poor Stephen ends up walking like John Wayne

Dick Campbell to slap Neilson in the pus with an authentic Arbroath Smokie, during a particularly tense Angus Derby

Robbie Neilson to finally disappear up his own arse

12, Ruel Street to be chosen as the venue for the inaugural Mascot's Last Man Standing bare knuckle/paw boxing match

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I will win this season's inaugural Mascot's Last Man Standing boxing match.

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2 minutes ago, cappiecat said:

I will win this season's inaugural Mascot's Last Man Standing boxing match.

Will you be assisted by yer Maw?

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During a flu epidemic sammy the Tammy plays in goals for Dunfermline and relegates Dundee United by having a MOTM performance.

He removes his head to reveal Rab Douglas. Dundee is in lockdown for three months to prevent rioting.

 

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During a fiesty game at Somerset Ian McCall poops in Dick Campbells bunnet at half time. During the second half it falls out and injures Alan Forrest.

 

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QoS to concede under 20 goals from crosses all season.

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  • Moore to outscore Shankland.
  • Inverness champions.
  • No sign of Falkirk.
  • Ayr announce a return to part time football.
  • Partick Thistle manager John Hughes leaves after not picking up a point. 
  • Robbie Muirhead discovers crashed UFO. 

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Dundee to win at Tannadice.

Not sure if it’s more unrealistic than you were looking for?

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41 minutes ago, itzdrk said:
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  • Robbie Muirhead discovers crashed UFO. 

Spacegoat to then score more than Shankland.

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Kelty automatically promoted to championship for being too good for lower leagues 

Morton to win league 😂😂😂

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The Yanks put their grand plan into action and Dundee City win the league.

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Kenny Miller guides Thistle to 2 relegations in 3 seasons x

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