How Often Do You Change Your Bed Sheets?

[the tungston weasel]

Usually when I'm in a hotel for 2 or more nights by myself, I'll try and do the cleaners a favour and ask them not to bother changing the sheets as: (a) there's no bloody need; (b) I actually prefer them the second night around for whatever reason that may be.
Usually they look at me like I'm f***ing mental or say that they have to change it or they'll get in trouble.  The latter really cheeses me off seeing as the same hotel will undoubtedly have one of those "save the planet, do you really need to wash your towels?" signs hanging up somewhere in the bathroom, yet they insist on washing every giant sheet every day of the year.
 

The hotels i stay at rarely even make the bed for the second night

[Granny Danger]

16 hours ago, Helpma said:

After a long period overcoming the UKs classist indoctrination, I finally shook of those shackles and now have a nice Filipina come in once a week to do such things for me.

The jail in Manila must be more civilised than I imagined.

[Sergeant Wilson]

15 hours ago, the tungston weasel said:

The hotels i stay at rarely even make the bed for the second night

Work trips, they make it, but I've never known them to change it during a 4 nights stay.

Edited July 6, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson

[John Lambies Doos]

Excellent question OP.     

I change my bedding twice a week during Autumn, Winter and Spring, but in the Summer months I like to change it almost daily.    

Daily. Aye right

[John Lambies Doos]

Fortnightly (At best).
This does remind of a fairly shameful episode a few years back (I might have posted it in the NSFW forum) where me and my g/f at the time went out, got pretty pished and shagged whilst she had the sharks sniffing. The bedsheets looked like a fucking crime scene when we woke up in the morning. She fucked off home at some point on the Sunday and I was far too hungover to contemplate changing the bed so just slept in it again. Pretty disgusting tbh. 

Burds who shag when the painters are in are absolute munter scafs. Glad you booted her to f**k. [emoji202][emoji202][emoji202]

[Tony Ferrino]

On 04/07/2019 at 21:03, Shandon Par said:

Crack the whip. Our cleaners change them twice a week! 

Hopefully after they’ve fucked each other senseless on your water bed.

[Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth]

Daily. Got no choice. 

[BFTD]

4 hours ago, Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth said:

Daily. Got no choice. 

Incontinence?

[Granny Danger]

56 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Incontinence?

Don’t take the piss.

[BFTD]

2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Don’t take the piss.

Urine to this kind of thing too?

[Granny Danger]

Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Urine to this kind of thing too?

I bet you’ve been waiting for a chance like that.

[ForzaDundee]

Only consider it when there is a chance of a female staying over. Likewise with hoovering my flat.

If it wasn't for females then I don't think I would even bother owning sheets or a hoover. Slept with a bare mattress and duvet plenty times before so don't see what the fuss is. Unfortunately my sex life is very active just now so my place is always clean.

[Ylf]

^^^^^ tap shagger[emoji122]

[Sergeant Wilson]

2 hours ago, ForzaDundee said:

Only consider it when there is a chance of a female staying over. Likewise with hoovering my flat.

If it wasn't for females then I don't think I would even bother owning sheets or a hoover. Slept with a bare mattress and duvet plenty times before so don't see what the fuss is. Unfortunately my sex life is very active just now so my place is always clean.

^^^not had his hole since VE Day

[Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth]

6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Incontinence?

Sadly. That and I'm in jail. 

[BFTD]

30 minutes ago, Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth said:

Sadly. That and I'm in jail. 

Last time I used the library computers here, P&B was blocked for reasons of "porn", yet you're allowed to use it from the Bar L? I feel a letter to the Daily Mail coming on.

Will still contribute to your fundraiser for decent quality inco sheets, though.

[Granny Danger]

6 hours ago, ForzaDundee said:

Only consider it when there is a chance of a female staying over. Likewise with hoovering my flat.

If it wasn't for females then I don't think I would even bother owning sheets or a hoover. Slept with a bare mattress and duvet plenty times before so don't see what the fuss is. Unfortunately my sex life is very active just now so my place is always clean.

Congratulations on being able to masturbate and post at the same time.

[ForzaDundee]

3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Congratulations on being able to masturbate and post at the same time.

Does your penis even still work?

[Granny Danger]

2 minutes ago, ForzaDundee said:

Does your penis even still work?

Ask yer maw.

[Honest_Man#1]

16 hours ago, Granny Danger said:

Ask yer maw.

A pensioner coming out with that sort of patter.

Embarrassing.