How Often Do You Change Your Bed Sheets?

[The Moonster]

 

On 04/07/2019 at 23:51, Dele said:

Last lassie I was with was everyday. Occasionally once every two days. Very occasionally. 

She also needed two sink fulls of water to wash one day's dishes. I shit you not. 

This lassie is solely responsible for the hole in the Ozone layer. How can anyone have the time to wash their bed sheets every day. What a fucking hassle for nothing.

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, The Moonster said:

 

This lassie is solely responsible for the hole in the Ozone layer. How can anyone have the time to wash their bed sheets every day. What a fucking hassle for nothing.

It's probably more a reflection of @Dele 's personal hygiene than anything wrong with the unfortunate lady in question. She probably had to burn them. 

[Derry Alli]

46 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

It's probably more a reflection of @Dele 's personal hygiene than anything wrong with the unfortunate lady in question. She probably had to burn them. 

Oneself only had pyjama parties at hers a couple nights a week. 

It couldn't have been a reflection of my hygiene.. Although I am now sceptical I was the only one staying over during our romance. 

 

[jamamafegan]

If it wasn't for females then I don't think I would even bother owning sheets or a hoover. Slept with a bare mattress and duvet plenty times before so don't see what the fuss is. Unfortunately my sex life is very active just now so my place is always clean.

Nah I’m not having that. That’s jakey as f**k.

[jamamafegan]

I just wash my sheets whenever they feel like they need a wash, I don’t have a set day or routine for doing it. It depends as well if you’ve been sleeping alone in the bed or have been getting baws deep. If it’s the latter then really you should be washing the sheets at the next opportunity you get.

[Sergeant Wilson]

2 minutes ago, clairepater said:

When I was a student, I rarely changed my sheets either.

Were you ever in the same bed?

[The Derry]

That's some bump.

[ICTChris]

On 07/07/2019 at 13:37, ForzaDundee said:

Slept with a bare mattress and duvet plenty times before so don't see what the fuss is. 

[Funky Nosejob]

I never wash my bed sheets. 
In true P&B tradition, I put on brand new bed sheets every day and throw the old ones out. Same with bath towels.

[Tony Ferrino]

If we're using baby oil then once a week. Otherwise longer.

[The Moonster]

22 hours ago, Callum Mcdonald said:

Bamboo contains an anti-bacterial agent called Bamboo-kun that gives bamboo bed sheets its natural resistance to germs. Both are soft and hypoallergenic, retaining their resistance to bacteria. While we may be biased, we believe that bamboo sheets will provide the best value in terms of cost and ability to virtually eliminate the risk of bacterial formation throughout the month of the year. Source : https://www.talkaboutsleep.com/best-bamboo-sheets/

 

I used to help Cardinal Richelieu out and tag him in these posts but all the mods thought they were funny changing their names and now I don't know how to tag them. So their website can drown in A.I bots trying to sell bamboo bed sheets. It's what they deserve. 

[oneteaminglasgow]

 

That account started following me on here (a feature I didn’t even know existed) and I thought it was a bit weird but moved on, but now that I know it’s a fucking bot selling bamboo bedsheets, I’m absolutely perplexed.

[The Moonster]

1 minute ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

 

That account started following me on here (a feature I didn’t even know existed) and I thought it was a bit weird but moved on, but now that I know it’s a fucking bot selling bamboo bedsheets, I’m absolutely perplexed.

If his location is Sarajevo I think I know what it might be about...

[Sergeant Wilson]

3 hours ago, The Moonster said:

If his location is Sarajevo I think I know what it might be about...

Is Sarajevo known for its bamboo?

[Cardinal Richelieu]

5 hours ago, The Moonster said:

I used to help Cardinal Richelieu out and tag him in these posts but all the mods thought they were funny changing their names and now I don't know how to tag them. So their website can drown in A.I bots trying to sell bamboo bed sheets. It's what they deserve. 

It is much appreciated. This is my new cartoon villain persona. You can always report the posts and then someone will pick them up. 

5 hours ago, oneteaminglasgow said:

 

That account started following me on here (a feature I didn’t even know existed) and I thought it was a bit weird but moved on, but now that I know it’s a fucking bot selling bamboo bedsheets, I’m absolutely perplexed.

He obviously only followed la creme da le creme. 

Incidentally, on the evolution of these spammers. They really are learning. They used to just register, post their spam, then f**k off. Then they learned to make a few innocuous posts, then come back later and edit them. 

This chap even gave himself a team (Scotland) and a Scottish sounding name. 

Of course, where it all falls down is when he starts posting links about bamboo bedsheets. 

Incidentally, Tesco used to sell bamboo bogroll and I really liked it. Shame it's discontinued. 

[101]

2 hours ago, Sylvester Sneekly said:

Incidentally, Tesco used to sell bamboo bogroll and I really liked it. Shame it's discontinued.

https://nakedsprout.uk/

You're welcome.

[Sergeant Wilson]

6 minutes ago, 101 said:

https://nakedsprout.uk/

You're welcome.

If we use all the bamboo, the pandas will starve.

Edited November 22, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson

[Shandon Par]

My mrs buys new bedsheets pretty much every week. Utterly insane. If the bots want to slip me a few quid I'll give them her email and number. 

[Hedgecutter]

35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

My mrs buys new bedsheets pretty much every week.

I suspect I know what's going on here.

Shandon's house:

 

Shandon's worksite:

Edited November 22, 2021 by Hedgecutter

[RH33]

After every gangbang.