Jacksgranda Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Rab B Nesbit said: When you are packing the meat Del ... ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Quite a lot then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 40 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Quite a lot then. At least he shows he is showing some compassion by going to the funerals after he has got away with it. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Anyone who chooses to wear a tie to work every day who doesn't have to is a fucking weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 I have to wear a tie everyday at work, however, mine's is a clip-on. *sticks 2 fingers up to the Duke of Windsor and his stupid tie knots!* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Of course everyone knows that a tie is basically a big cloth arrow pointing to your cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 As I type, I sport a fine silk tie, black with white spots, a gift from a family member. On a work trip. It separates me from the hoi polloi, the very function of the accessory, I do believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Do you think it was the tie or the assless chaps that lost it for you? Neither. I give great bjs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 I only wear ties infrequently, the usual Weddings, funerals etc but I'm a big believer that if you have to wear one don't do it half hearted. Can't stand seeing someone wear a tie not fully done up with the top shirt button undone. What's the point of wearing the thing in the first place. Fair enough if you are 8 pints deep at a family funeral.Learn to tie a proper knot, never wear a skinny tie and do your shirt buttons up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 5 hours ago, GordonS said: In the past fleshy pale-skinned women were considered the most attractive (see every painting of Venus, ever), and now it's skinny tanned women. Speak for yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Speak for yourself! I'm more of an old school guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 My employers should be fucking grateful I can be arsed to wear clothes at all. As should everyone else in the vicinity. For some reason this thread has reminded me of that peculiar breed of elderly gentleman who, despite being retired since God was a boy, is always up at the crack and waiting impatiently for the shops to open, dressed in immaculate business attire from the Seventies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Yep - I do online teaching via Skype so only my top half is visible. I hope.Not worn a tie in 20 years. Used to get a bit of stick from my boss for attending the companies conferences in jeans and casual shirts while everyone else was in suits and ties (work for a Swedish company), but they have now given up, so I consider that a small victory.Do a lot of Skype calls, but no video, so mostly sit outside in shorts and nothing else (always too hot to be wearing much more). We may be moving to more video conferencing so that may mean pulling on a t-shirt for the calls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 14 hours ago, GordonS said: That's just because we've all grown up being told that this is what looks smart. In the 16th century it would have looked weird. It's just fashion. In the past fleshy pale-skinned women were considered the most attractive (see every painting of Venus, ever), and now it's skinny tanned women. This stuff is just learned. Nah - I just think they look smart. I've never thought fleshy pale-skinned women were attractive, and certainly don't think skinny tanned women are either - I guess I'm not a good learner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 14 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Same as most on here, only wear a tie for weddings , funerals and court appearances. Great old tradition that but I've always reckoned you might as well hang a notice round your neck with the words : "I am the accused and I am guilty" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Nah - I just think they look smart. I've never thought fleshy pale-skinned women were attractive, and certainly don't think skinny tanned women are either - I guess I'm not a good learner! When you get to my age, beggars can't be choosers. I'll have either - or both, even, if the spirit moves me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: When you get to my age, beggars can't be choosers. I'll have either - or both, even, if the spirit moves me... I'm fighting them off with a shitey stick! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, hk blues said: I'm fighting them off with a shitey stick! I remember those days... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just now, Jacksgranda said: I remember those days... I wish i could... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, hk blues said: I'm fighting them off with a shitey stick! 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I remember those days... 1 minute ago, hk blues said: I wish i could... I might be exagerrating slightly... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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