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8 hours ago, Senor Bairn said:

Robert Downey Jr, The undertaker, JK Rowling and Dr Dre

Dr Dres and Bob Downey are good guys and the undertakers a unit, so JK Rowling is getting a scudding.

Dr Dre would kick the living shit out of you.

Your username implies you're male, though, so you're probably safe.

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Dr Dre would kick the living shit out of you.
Your username implies you're male, though, so you're probably safe.


Through my experience at the Shandon Par boxing school and my much longer reach, I’m pretty sure I’d sneak a points win against Dr Dre.
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Through my experience at the Shandon Par boxing school and my much longer reach, I’m pretty sure I’d sneak a points win against Dr Dre.
I've never seen anyone wield a claw hammer like you. Its like watching Picasso with his brush. Nothing to fear m9.
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19 minutes ago, Senor Bairn said:

 


Through my experience at the Shandon Par boxing school and my much longer reach, I’m pretty sure I’d sneak a points win against Dr Dre.

 

He does too many weights and will be slow as f**k. You could be in trouble if his muthafuckin homie Doggy Dogg (who has his back) jumps in though. 

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He does too many weights and will be slow as f**k. You could be in trouble if his muthafuckin homie Doggy Dogg (who has his back) jumps in though. 
"Jumping in" to a square go.... A fantastic wee bit of nostalgic patter there.
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9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:
He does too many weights and will be slow as f**k. You could be in trouble if his muthafuckin homie Doggy Dogg (who has his back) jumps in though. 

"Jumping in" to a square go.... A fantastic wee bit of nostalgic patter there.

Do youngsters still do this? I'd ask my teenage daughter but she goes to a school for posh girls so they're too busy playing lacrosse and baking cakes to get involved in tear ups. 

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Do youngsters still do this? I'd ask my teenage daughter but she goes to a school for posh girls so they're too busy playing lacrosse and baking cakes to get involved in tear ups. 
I think they just stab eachother now tbh. Or settle it via social media. Wee gimps
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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Do youngsters still do this? I'd ask my teenage daughter but she goes to a school for posh girls so they're too busy playing lacrosse and baking cakes to get involved in tear ups. 

I think they just stab eachother now tbh. Or settle it via social media. Wee gimps

Shame. They'll never know the thrill/fear of a square go waiting for you at lunchtime. 

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15 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said:
6 hours ago, Bairnardo said:
"Jumping in" to a square go.... A fantastic wee bit of nostalgic patter there.

Handers, was the shout in old parlance for requesting assistance when you were getting a tanking.

Hawners.

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23 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
23 minutes ago, Hampden Diehard said:
Handers, was the shout in old parlance for requesting assistance when you were getting a tanking.

I wouldn't know of course....

Hawners is definitely not something you should be asking for when you're hiding in the bogs from the big boys. 

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