Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I'd greenie that Mullarkey, but I've ran out. Thank you. I gave him one from you *insert ken gif*. Cheers for that, he put a lot of work into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I still say by kick. None of my friends had heard of a shy. I wouldn't use it but I know what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I wear long-johns during the non-summer months when in Scotland (normally September to June)... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 On 27/06/2019 at 15:44, TheScarf said: I call it a concert instead of a gig. I went to the Noel Gallagher concert a few weeks ago for example. A fine choice of concert tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 10 hours ago, Estragon is a fud said: I do that as well. I find it's polite to just let them know so they can press whatever buttons they need to, instead of just shoving your card in the reader without any notice. Putting your card in the reader? I hope this is a deliberate irony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 8 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Shopping UK app on the phone is the way forward, coffin dodgers. How the f**k do you know what you want to buy until you see it in the flesh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Just now, The DA said: How the f**k do you know what you want to buy until you see it in the flesh? It’s for the supermarket, not prozzies m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 My girlfriend's dad always asks for Fopp "tokens" for his birthday instead of vouchers. He's also a fan of the aforementioned "that'll be chocolate". Also, "who's he when he's at hame". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Can only assume “that’ll be chocolate” is some teuchter devilry like calling a chippy a chipper or the word “minter”. Start saying “that’ll be shining bright” like normal human beings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Can only assume “that’ll be chocolate” is some teuchter devilry like calling a chippy a chipper or the word “minter”. Start saying “that’ll be shining bright” like normal human beings.Could just opt for “I don’t believe you.”I thought the “that’ll be chocolate” nonsense was a West of Scotland thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 47 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Could just opt for “I don’t believe you.” I thought the “that’ll be chocolate” nonsense was a West of Scotland thing. No, there is no way we are responsible for this piece of despicable patter. I've never heard it before in my puff. Definitely must have been created by people east or north of Castlecary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, The OP said: No, there is no way we are responsible for this piece of despicable patter. I've never heard it before in my puff. Definitely must have been created by people east or north of Castlecary. Is Castlecary itself weedgiefied? I've often wondered where the border was, where you can't get a white pudding supper etc... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Angusfifer said: Is Castlecary itself weedgiefied? I've often wondered where the border was, where you can't get a white pudding supper etc... The border is the Castlecary arches. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 13 hours ago, ScottR96 said: My girlfriend's dad always asks for Fopp "tokens" for his birthday instead of vouchers. He's also a fan of the aforementioned "that'll be chocolate". Also, "who's he when he's at hame". Who's Fopp when he's at home? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 My mum says “that’ll be chocolate”. She’s never been north of Pitlochry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 My wife thinks I'm speaking fluent alien if I mention through the scullery or in the pantry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 On 27/06/2019 at 15:16, Jacksgranda said: One of my granddaughters talks about "diapers". My daughter has mentioned sneakers and sidewalk ,fekn seething just thinking about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I have an awfy habit of saying West Germany when talking about the German football team which winds my son up no end 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 3 hours ago, mathematics said: My mum says “that’ll be chocolate”. She’s never been north of Pitlochry. If Pitlochry is an erogenous zone. I have a hunch she was doing it wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 1 hour ago, dagane said: My wife thinks I'm speaking fluent alien if I mention through the scullery or in the pantry Not convinced that the pantry is a Scottish place, unless it's where women keep their undergarments... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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