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I was out for some pub grub one Tuesday evening in Sydney, the pub was called the Robin Hood on bronte road for anyone who may be familiar to the area. Anyway I digress, the bartender was a stereotypical Ozzie, quite tall and blonde, clearly into surfing and rugby league and just a general arrogant arsehole. I asked for a glass of house red to go with my $7 steak and chips and he was pouring it out the bottle at the bar, the bottle was empty but for a small mouthful and what he poured into my glass I assumed was for me to taste and approve like you would in a fancy restaurant so I drank it down as he was in the process of opening up the new bottle and I said something along the lines of “Lovely mate!” I can still see the look of disgust in his face to this day and it actually took me about a week to realise that he wasn’t pouring me a little mouthful of the wine for a taster. I never want back to that pub again.

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4 hours ago, Moomintroll said:

You have clearly never looked at Hope Solo's oeuvre then.

I hadn't realised quite how widespread vaginoplasty had become in porn until that whole kerfuffle.

She actually seemed more interested in taking pictures of her winking starfish, so maybe the folk complaining were getting confused?  :unsure:

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I hadn't realised quite how widespread vaginoplasty had become in porn until that whole kerfuffle.
She actually seemed more interested in taking pictures of her winking starfish, so maybe the folk complaining were getting confused?  :unsure:
Ah, so has she been doing a sideline as the before model then? Or is there some weird vaginal enlargement thing that I literally & figuratively do not want to get into.

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That and the horror of discovering a hoard of crusty socks at the back of her dads wardrobe.


I misread this as herd of crusty socks and was ready to comment about the creative imagery from such a throwaway comment

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6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I hadn't realised quite how widespread vaginoplasty had become in porn until that whole kerfuffle.

She actually seemed more interested in taking pictures of her winking starfish, so maybe the folk complaining were getting confused?  :unsure:

Her gash is utterly horrific, looks like something out of Alien vs Predator.  😱

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Up until 2/3 weeks ago I thought respite was pronounced and spelt as restbite.

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It wasn't until I saw Alan Power in a Killie lineup that I realised that Power was a surname.  Then whilst walking past a Paddy Power last year, I was hit with the realisation that this was simply some guy's name, essentially Ireland's version of William Hill (as opposed to some energetic-sounding brand name). 
Only then did the Father Ted "Clit power? I knew a Father Clint Power" joke make any sense.
 
Eta: only after typing that do I realise that the same applies to Austin Powers.  FFS.
Similarly Max Factor was the guy's name and not just claiming the mascara would make your lashes as big as possible.

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3 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

Similarly Max Factor was the guy's name and not just claiming the mascara would make your lashes as big as possible.

Also the answer to the question, "why did Elizabeth Arden?"

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I just got around to watching Peter Kay’s “Phoenix Nights” for the first time recently. It wasn’t until I was on the 2nd to last episode that I realised he was also playing Max the doorman.

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39 minutes ago, Shotgun said:

I just got around to watching Peter Kay’s “Phoenix Nights” for the first time recently. It wasn’t until I was on the 2nd to last episode that I realised he was also playing Max the doorman.

He's drawing a dog, Gerry..... he's drawing a dog !!!

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5 hours ago, Shotgun said:

I just got around to watching Peter Kay’s “Phoenix Nights” for the first time recently. It wasn’t until I was on the 2nd to last episode that I realised he was also playing Max the doorman.

"Mixu Who??  Who are ya? I know who you are" gets me everytime.

That and "Stranraur??  STRANRAUR??"

 

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