microdave Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 It was just a bit of blue milk, I doubt she even noticed tbf and I got my coffee this morning without having to go to the shops so everyones a winner!I wouldn't say the poor shopkeeper is a winner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 20 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: What? i'M gOOD wITH cOMPUTERS. mAYBE i cAN hELP eXPLAIN. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Genuinely took me a minute to realise she wasn't supposed to be peeing into the gutter from the window ledge. There are places folk would pay good money for that kind of show. 'Kebab' in this case wasn't a euphemism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 You know the song "Sorry Miss Jackson" by Outkast? Been out for about 20 years? Well its only the other day that I realised the lyrics were "Sorry Miss Jackson.......never meant to make your daughter cry" I thought the lyrics were "never meant to make your doctor cry" and I always thought it was a bit strange. Makes sense now with the rest of the song.I'm sorry miss jackson. I am from Ryhl. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 1 minute ago, D.A.F.C said: 21 hours ago, Dindeleux said: You know the song "Sorry Miss Jackson" by Outkast? Been out for about 20 years? Well its only the other day that I realised the lyrics were "Sorry Miss Jackson.......never meant to make your daughter cry" I thought the lyrics were "never meant to make your doctor cry" and I always thought it was a bit strange. Makes sense now with the rest of the song. I'm sorry miss jackson. I am from Ryhl. Get you get me a ticket for the home end? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 7 hours ago, throbber said: It was just a bit of blue milk, I doubt she even noticed tbf and I got my coffee this morning without having to go to the shops so everyones a winner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Not sure if I read it on here somewhere , but , only recently found out that a vehicles fuel gauge has an arrow pointing out what side the filling cap is on. This kinda shite should be compulsory on the driving exam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I didnt realise that you could make your computer work faster by hitting ctrl + alt + the up arrow button! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I once asked "where's the elbow grease?" when I asked to use some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: On 28/06/2019 at 20:19, Dindeleux said: You know the song "Sorry Miss Jackson" by Outkast? Been out for about 20 years? Well its only the other day that I realised the lyrics were "Sorry Miss Jackson.......never meant to make your daughter cry" I thought the lyrics were "never meant to make your doctor cry" and I always thought it was a bit strange. Makes sense now with the rest of the song. I'm sorry miss jackson. I am from Ryhl. Very good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 3 hours ago, saint dave said: Not sure if I read it on here somewhere , but , only recently found out that a vehicles fuel gauge has an arrow pointing out what side the filling cap is on. This kinda shite should be compulsory on the driving exam. Absolute pish and an urban myth. Not on my Austin Allegro anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 On 28/06/2019 at 20:19, Dindeleux said: You know the song "Sorry Miss Jackson" by Outkast? Been out for about 20 years? Well its only the other day that I realised the lyrics were "Sorry Miss Jackson.......never meant to make your daughter cry" I thought the lyrics were "never meant to make your doctor cry" and I always thought it was a bit strange. Makes sense now with the rest of the song. f**k me. Have this on record, listened to it millions of tines always thought it was doubt or cry?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I beat off a couple of times to Lady Gaga until I found out it was a hermaphrodite. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I only realised recently that 'chuggers' is a composite of 'charity' and 'muggers'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: I beat off a couple of times to Lady Gaga until I found out it was a hermaphrodite. If you found "it" attractive, why would that make any difference? Can't say that I ever cared what Jamie Lee Curtis was keeping in her pants when True Lies was on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 I'm sorry miss jackson. I am from Ryhl.I was clearly drunk last night as I didn't even notice you had spelt Rhyl wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 If you found "it" attractive, why would that make any difference? Can't say that I ever cared what Jamie Lee Curtis was keeping in her pants when True Lies was on.You have clearly never looked at Hope Solo's oeuvre then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 I was out for some pub grub one Tuesday evening in Sydney, the pub was called the Robin Hood on bronte road for anyone who may be familiar to the area. Anyway I digress, the bartender was a stereotypical Ozzie, quite tall and blonde, clearly into surfing and rugby league and just a general arrogant arsehole. I asked for a glass of house red to go with my $7 steak and chips and he was pouring it out the bottle at the bar, the bottle was empty but for a small mouthful and what he poured into my glass I assumed was for me to taste and approve like you would in a fancy restaurant so I drank it down as he was in the process of opening up the new bottle and I said something along the lines of “Lovely mate!” I can still see the look of disgust in his face to this day and it actually took me about a week to realise that he wasn’t pouring me a little mouthful of the wine for a taster. I never want back to that pub again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Moomintroll said: You have clearly never looked at Hope Solo's oeuvre then. I hadn't realised quite how widespread vaginoplasty had become in porn until that whole kerfuffle. She actually seemed more interested in taking pictures of her winking starfish, so maybe the folk complaining were getting confused? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 I hadn't realised quite how widespread vaginoplasty had become in porn until that whole kerfuffle. She actually seemed more interested in taking pictures of her winking starfish, so maybe the folk complaining were getting confused? Ah, so has she been doing a sideline as the before model then? Or is there some weird vaginal enlargement thing that I literally & figuratively do not want to get into. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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