paranoid android Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 I've only recently learned that raisins, sultans, and currants are dried grapes. I also don't know if it's haversack or havisack. It's also taken me an embarrassingly long time to realise that banoffee is made of banana and toffee! How can I have lived this long without knowing at least the first and third? Are other readers similarly stupid? P.S. the new emojis on P & B are pish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 minute ago, paranoid android said: I've only recently learned that raisins, sultans, and currants are dried grapes. I also don't know if it's haversack or havisack. It's also taken me an embarrassingly long time to realise that banoffee is made of banana and toffee! How can I have lived this long without knowing at least the first and third? Are other readers similarly stupid? P.S. the new emojis on P & B are pish. Two out of three's not bad. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, paranoid android said: P.S. the new emojis on P & B are pish. Scroll down you idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, paranoid android said: I've only recently learned that raisins, sultans, and currants are dried grapes. I also don't know if it's haversack or havisack. It's also taken me an embarrassingly long time to realise that banoffee is made of banana and toffee! How can I have lived this long without knowing at least the first and third? Are other readers similarly stupid? P.S. the new emojis on P & B are pish. I know the guys that were in Dire Straits are getting on a bit but that’s still harsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Scroll down you idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo67 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 When you finish nursery school hopefully it will get a bit better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 What did you think raisins were? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo67 Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 What did you think raisins were? I'm afraid of the answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 46 minutes ago, paranoid android said: I've only recently learned that raisins, sultans, and currants are dried grapes. You'll get your just deserts if you're vilified for this... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 I'm 42 years old and, until about two years ago I genuinely thought those 'mince pies' you get at Christmas contained actual mince within it's short crust pastry type casing, only recently discovered they were actually filled with dried dark fruits etc... Although they are still fucking howling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 25 minutes ago, Credo67 said: When you finish nursery school hopefully it will get a bit better. As if I'm allowed near a nursery school. 20 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: What did you think raisins were? Raisins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 57 minutes ago, paranoid android said: I've only recently learned that raisins, sultans, and currants are dried grapes. I also don't know if it's haversack or havisack. It's also taken me an embarrassingly long time to realise that banoffee is made of banana and toffee! How can I have lived this long without knowing at least the first and third? Are other readers similarly stupid? P.S. the new emojis on P & B are pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I'm 42 years old and, until about two years ago I genuinely thought those 'mince pies' you get at Christmas contained actual mince within it's short crust pastry type casing, only recently discovered they were actually filled with dried dark fruits etc... Although they are still fucking howling Strongbow or Magners? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Someone I worked with brought back coffee sweets they got from a trip to Africa.I ate one and they gave me both the shits and a boner. I had to go home early that day. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: I've only recently learned that raisins, sultans, and currants are dried grapes. I also don't know if it's haversack or havisack. It's also taken me an embarrassingly long time to realise that banoffee is made of banana and toffee! How can I have lived this long without knowing at least the first and third? Are other readers similarly stupid? P.S. the new emojis on P & B are pish. Not having that. You'd have to be fucking daft to not know that. 14 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I'm 42 years old and, until about two years ago I genuinely thought those 'mince pies' you get at Christmas contained actual mince within it's short crust pastry type casing, only recently discovered they were actually filled with dried dark fruits etc... This doesn't surprise me. Well, your age does. 52 min IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 35 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: What did you think raisins were? Cocaine. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Not having that. You'd have to be fucking daft to not know that. Aye, that's kind of my point! Edited June 25, 2019 by paranoid android 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Descending a hill, driving to Newtonmore and checking into a bunkhouse not realising I'd actually sharted about three hours previously. On a related vein, having three huge shites on Aonach Beag and having to leave the socks I'd wiped my arse with sitting right beside them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: I've only recently learned that raisins, sultans, and currants are dried grapes. I also don't know if it's haversack or havisack. It's also taken me an embarrassingly long time to realise that banoffee is made of banana and toffee! How can I have lived this long without knowing at least the first and third? Are other readers similarly stupid? P.S. the new emojis on P & B are pish. While I'm at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 As this may be turning into another shitting thread, I caught a horrific virus last year. Was pishing oot ma erse for the best part of a month. Eventually, I was too weak to move out of the wife's leather recliner so, for a few days, I had to line the chair with towels and change them every few hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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