ICTJohnboy Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 We had the misfortune to suffer a water cut this morning as a result of a burst water main nearby. Fortunately we had both washed and showered before it went off, and we were able to cook up some breakfast. Only thing was there was no water in the kettle for tea, coffee, etc, so I was dispatched to our nearest Tesco to get some. On returning home I was greeted with - "You'll never guess what's happened now, the dishwasher isn't working. just a red flashing light" You have to wonder at times what goes on in that space between their ears. Anyone got any other examples of female logic, or lack of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Quote It's not what I've spent, it's what I've saved that's important 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 There's a thread called something like "Out the mouth of babes" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, ForzaDundee said: There's a thread called something like "Out the mouth of babes" That's not the same. Some guys are absolutely fucking stunning yet thick as mince. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 28 minutes ago, ForzaDundee said: There's a thread called something like "Out the mouth of babes" She said that ? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 That's not the same. Some guys are absolutely fucking stunning yet thick as mince. It's a curse right enuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 The title of the thread is an oxymoron if ever I saw one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 My wife genuinely asked me one day: " Do you still get unicorns or are they extinct?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 hour ago, ForzaDundee said: There's a thread called something like "Out the mouth of babes" She might be a munter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 A girl I briefly dated years ago thought that I, as a Catholic who went to Catholic school spoke Latin at said school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 A girl I briefly dated years ago thought that I, as a Catholic who went to Catholic school spoke Latin at said school. Sorry Mags, but you have barely mastered English. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 20 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: A girl I briefly dated years ago thought that I, as a Catholic who went to Catholic school spoke Latin at said school. Sorry Mags, but you have barely mastered English. If it's his second language he's doing very well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 During the lunar eclipse, my mum thought that the sun blocked our view of the moon. At least this was an improvement on a previous year where she thought that the sun and the moon were the same thing that just looked different during the day and night. I somehow have a science degree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 So it’s only females that say and do stupid things? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 So it’s only females that say and do stupid things?Given there was a thread started after a poster had his undercrackers on the wrong way, I’m going to say no. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keptie Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 37 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: So it’s only females that say and do stupid things? You're proof that isn't true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 43 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: So it’s only females that say and do stupid things? They get married to us, don't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairn Terrier Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 So it’s only females that say and do stupid things?[/quoteNope, you voted for Brexit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, Cairn Terrier said: 58 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: So it’s only females that say and do stupid things? [/quote Nope, you voted for Brexit. ^^^Good attempt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: That's not the same. Some guys are absolutely fucking stunning yet thick as mince. Yeah, thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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