mathematics Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 I’ve been in my place of employment for four years. We’re in our third redundancy scheme since then. Moral is pretty low. However all is not lost, when we got rid of a whole office-load of staff we were able to turn the office into a sanctuary! what lovely moral-boosting initiatives have your employees dreamt up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 I'm a secondary school teacher and normally inservice days are full of box ticking guff for us. I'm convinced that it's purely to stop us doing anything useful. Our head teacher decided to give over the last in service day of the year to department work so we could just get development work and admin stuff done. Of course we do still have a ton of shit to do still but it was nice at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 when we got rid of a whole office-load of staff we were able to turn the office into a sanctuary!Like, for wanking and that? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, resk said: Like, for wanking and that? Do you need a hand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, resk said: Like, for wanking and that? A wanctuary? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, resk said: Like, for wanking and that? No idea, the sanctuary was locked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 No idea, the sanctuary was locked.Case closed IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 17 hours ago, mathematics said: I’ve been in my place of employment for four years. We’re in our third redundancy scheme since then. Moral is pretty low. However all is not lost, when we got rid of a whole office-load of staff we were able to turn the office into a sanctuary! what lovely moral-boosting initiatives have your employees dreamt up? I wish my work would bring some owls in as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 17 hours ago, mathematics said: I’ve been in my place of employment for four years. We’re in our third redundancy scheme since then. Moral is pretty low. However all is not lost, when we got rid of a whole office-load of staff we were able to turn the office into a sanctuary! what lovely moral-boosting initiatives have your employees dreamt up? Do you have hoofs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 48 minutes ago, Kuro said: Do you have hoofs? Only on Fridays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 18 hours ago, mathematics said: I’ve been in my place of employment for four years. We’re in our third redundancy scheme since then. Moral is pretty low. However all is not lost, when we got rid of a whole office-load of staff we were able to turn the office into a sanctuary! what lovely moral-boosting initiatives have your employees dreamt up? You don't work in a school, then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: You don't work in a school, then? Maybe he works in an English Public school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: Maybe he works in an English Public school. True. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: You don't work in a school, then? f**k no. Plus, that’s clearly a shite autocorrect... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 My work lists annual leave as a benefit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 44 minutes ago, coprolite said: My work lists annual leave as a benefit I think ours lists our canteen as one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Employ dolly birds to open doors and such and such. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Employ dolly birds to open doors and such and such. I don't know about opening doors, but they could certainly open their such and such. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Employ dolly birds to open doors and such and such.And give you the wanks in the sanctuary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 And give you the wanks in the sanctuaryAka the w**k bank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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