Shandon Par Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) Once more it’s Alloa making the early running but I reckon they will hold off the seaside duo just below them for a while yet. Construction of the new Top of the League Towers is well under way. After the old house was killed with fire after the Paisley mob moved out we had the luxury caravan last year. Sadly the pungent aroma of sex and mutton won’t wash out of the curtains so it’s farewell sweet caravan and hello luxury camper van. This van has been generously donated by shorter than average Falkirk fan @Bairnardo. There are no paved roads yet in League One so he will have no use for it any more. It may be a tight squeeze but the portable nature means it can be moved to different parts of Tannadice street throughout the season. Stay tuned... Edited June 5, 2019 by Shandon Par 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 So good looking at that league table all official [emoji7]Cannot wait for trips to the Dundee teams in the league and Thistle/Morton/QotS and ICT so I can tick them off the list. Loved Mortons ground for aslong as I can remember, love that big terrace behind the goal proper old school ground so can't wait to see us play there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Well in lads, get those Kevin Cawley posters hung up with pride. Leave me out a wee bottle of Soco for when the Ayrshire boys move in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madton Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 34 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: So good looking at that league table all official Cannot wait for trips to the Dundee teams in the league and Thistle/Morton/QotS and ICT so I can tick them off the list. Loved Mortons ground for aslong as I can remember, love that big terrace behind the goal proper old school ground so can't wait to see us play there. If you are housed in the main stand, you might change your opinion.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 If you are housed in the main stand, you might change your opinion....Didn't mean to physically stand on the terrace haha just think it's quite a unique quirk. Must be between Forfar and Morton for steepest terraced side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I’m still trying to work out what’s wrong with the smell of sex and mutton. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I’m still trying to work out what’s wrong with the smell of sex and mutton. I've seen groups of lads going to the football wearing jeggings. These people wouldn't appreciate the musk in the way a real man like you would Granny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: I've seen groups of lads going to the football wearing jeggings. These people wouldn't appreciate the musk in the way a real man like you would Granny. Does yer maw still have that sheepskin jacket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, Granny Danger said: Does yer maw still have that sheepskin jacket? She does but I'd be surprised if she lasts the season so get in there while you can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She does but I'd be surprised if she lasts the season so get in there while you can. #necrophilia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: #necrophilia She'd probably be as enthusiastic as most of your shags. Edited June 5, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: She's probably be more enthusiastic than most of your shags. FTFY Edited June 5, 2019 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 2 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: Didn't mean to physically stand on the terrace haha just think it's quite a unique quirk. Must be between Forfar and Morton for steepest terraced side. I think he's referring to the fact that you have to amputate your legs from below the knee to be comfortably seated in the main stand. Or simply become Bairnardo or Itzdrk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I think he's referring to the fact that you have to amputate your legs from below the knee to be comfortably seated in the main stand. Or simply become Bairnardo or Itzdrk. Amputation or become Bairnardo? Bit of a no brainer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I think he's referring to the fact that you have to amputate your legs from below the knee to be comfortably seated in the main stand. Or simply become Bairnardo or Itzdrk. Never sat down in it, wouldn't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 21 hours ago, itzdrk said: Never sat down in it, wouldn't know. The stewards thought you were sitting... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 The stewards thought you were sitting...Good, don't get asked to sit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Amputation or become Bairnardo? Bit of a no brainer.Not if you forgot where you left your rusty saw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvery tay Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 On 05/06/2019 at 14:02, Shandon Par said: She'd probably be as enthusiastic as most of your shags. LOL...…….. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 On 05/06/2019 at 13:09, madton said: If you are housed in the main stand, you might change your opinion.... Don’t go in there unless you’re under four foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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