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Curtis doesn’t have a ride in him.

After the scenes fest of the last few days, tonight was shite. Don’t imagine there’ll be much worth watching in the next couple of episodes either, unless the Empress figuratively and literally rips the wet wipes balls off and hangs them from the Villa’s roof. Could happen, tbf.

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Just watched last nights episode. If a bloke was guilt tripping, manipulating and trying to emotionally blackmail a woman to provide him with sexual favours he would be out the house. Yet Maura did exactly that to Tommy.

That was the most boring episode of the series so far.

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Anton just regurgitated cliche after cliche. I like him but hes full of shite. The minute he gets out and every wee bird In Airdrie is throwing themselves at him he will be in about it like a tramp eating chips.

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2 hours ago, ali_91 said:

Maura is cancelled unfortunately, you can’t cosy up to fucking Curtis and then vote for the King and expect undying support. Feelings change. The Stevie May of the villa. 

Curtis out now. 

She could commit genocide in there and she'll still be on the good c**t list. 

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Lost a bit of interest in the show now as I did in previous years - think it's on too long.

Can't comprehend how people like Mollie Mae and Tommy; she's a jealous, stirring wee cow and he's a big fucking galoot who sells his mates out to his bird. Mollie Mae was absolutely voting tactically by choosing Anton and Belle last night.

Curtis. Is. Gay. 100%. 

If there was any romance between Ovie and Amber, they'd be the winners. 

Post-show predictions:-

  • Precisely none of the couples will be together in 6 months.
  • Precisely all of them will feature on the absolutely awful Iain Stirling game-show.
  • Curtis will have a Hello! exclusive where he declares his love for Tommy.
  • Tommy will have a couple of fights against no-hopers before being destroyed by a domestic level boxer. He'll announce that he's going to be a father to a kid mothered by a blonde bimbo faintly resembling Mollie Mae.
  • Yewande will still be bitter about Danny dumping her for Arabella.
  • Chris and Anton will appear on Celebs Go Dating. 
  • The desperado that is Caroline Flack will be romantically linked to at least two of the contestants - my money is on Ovie and Greg.
  • Ovie and Joanna will be spotted out on town. So will Amber and Michael.
  • Maura will get a guest role as Mrs Brown's filthy mouthed grand-daughter.
  • In a desperate attempt to remain in the public eye, Anna will 'leak' a sex tape. And I'll watch it.
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Always boring as f**k towards the end. Need that lie detector brought back to liven things up. Lets be honest, if ITV were really concerned about the effects shows like this have on folks mental health, they would've canned it completely. See Amy for this series' prime example.

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11 hours ago, EH75 said:

Always boring as f**k towards the end. Need that lie detector brought back to liven things up. Lets be honest, if ITV were really concerned about the effects shows like this have on folks mental health, they would've canned it completely. See Amy for this series' prime example.

Even if they had brought the lie detector in the couples have barely been together that long other than Mollie and Tommy. And he's too much of a dunce to lie about anything convincingly.

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13 minutes ago, J_Stewart said:

Maura’s mum basically saying she thinks Curtis is a twat is amazing patter.

Even she knows that Maura is settling. Curtis is a wet boy.

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