rodallegabombs Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Are folk seriously sitting in their stuffing it in their gob as fast as its coming out their arse? Where do you work?I’m on secondment at the moment working out of a local authority / social housing office in Newcastle. I don’t know exactly what’s prompted the sign - presumably someone has been eating in the cludgie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 More uni humour. "Please remember to flush as Tories will swallow anything." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 On 04/07/2019 at 13:53, Dele said: I'll sometimes use the bin in the lavvies at work as I'll most likely still be finishing off the tea/juice on the way for a pish at the end of my breaks. I've never eaten anything in there. How do they hold it or where do they place it whilst removing clothing/apparatus? I've read this a couple of times now, and I still can't make up my mind if you pish in the bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 9, 2019 Author Share Posted July 9, 2019 Dece 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Dece That has got to be the fanny that Partridge was talking about. Shame, because the artist has talent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 (edited) Visited Dublin City University last week. Universities are always good for toilet graffiti. Edited September 8, 2019 by mathematics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Think my username was put on stirling university wall.... obviously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 From the toilets at a very expensive corporate training establishment that I attended years ago. "....If you feel the bottom has fallen out of your world Have a pint of Watneys And feel the world falling out of your bottom..... ". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 15 hours ago, beefybake said: From the toilets at a very expensive corporate training establishment that I attended years ago. "....If you feel the bottom has fallen out of your world Have a pint of Watneys And feel the world falling out of your bottom..... ". In the early 70s, it was Fowlers Wee Heavy . Disappeared when the "trendy" 80s beers were introduced, i think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 In a donut shop in San Diego and a graffiti artist has decorated the toilet in the most fitting way possible! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 One particular favourite from uni days was one of the traps in the strathclyde library had "don't beam me up Scotty I'm taking a shi" with the "i" going all the way up to the top of the wall. Also spotted a funny 3 way but of graffiti in the Piper in Glasgow. Some local bam had emblazoned "viewpark loyal" to which a second person had added "are gay" and a third had added "lucky them". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 hour ago, cb_diamond said: One particular favourite from uni days was one of the traps in the strathclyde library had "don't beam me up Scotty I'm taking a shi" with the "i" going all the way up to the top of the wall. I remember that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, mathematics said: I remember that! I want to say it was on the top floor toilets? Also one of the most manky experiences of my toileting life happened in those bogs, I pulled out a bit of toilet roll (it was the single sheet dispenser type) and someone had written "guess what one of my body fluids were on the last ten sheets" BOLK! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, cb_diamond said: I want to say it was on the top floor toilets? Also one of the most manky experiences of my toileting life happened in those bogs, I pulled out a bit of toilet roll (it was the single sheet dispenser type) and someone had written "guess what one of my body fluids were on the last ten sheets" BOLK! Could’ve been. I’d hide up there every now and then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Also Strathclyde Uni, back when student politics was sooo trendy, "Please flush your shites properly as Trotskyists will swallow anything " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Did anyone other than me clock a regular piece of graffiti scratched onto the mirrors in various pubs around Glasgow in the early 2000s. Was a hammer and sickle with a date, when I assume the commie artist had visited. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 30, 2019 Author Share Posted September 30, 2019 Havent tried the number (yet) but thouroughly enjoyed the little bit of poetry on the side 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Written on a dutex machine,. "this chewing gum is rotten" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Someone spray painted "this place is a roada clap" on the shutters of a Chinese takeaway in Baillieston. Inventive and racist. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Art Bar, Dundee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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