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Not in a toilet but I once saw a dirty transit van that had written in said dirt, I wish my wife was this dirty. Underneath, it said She is!

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9 minutes ago, the tungston weasel said:

Im taking a shit while rwading this.
This is like shitting in a public toilet in the confort of my own home.

Get that on the wall. 

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1 hour ago, microdave said:

Not in a toilet but I once saw a dirty transit van that had written in said dirt, I wish my wife was this dirty. Underneath, it said She is!

Can confirm. 

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When I worked at a popular supermarket chain, someone wrote on the gents' toilet wall, in very large letters, that the much-hated general manager of the store had forcibly copulated with his (the writer's) grandfather. A week later that wall had been re-painted.

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I found the legend "pieandbovril.com" scrawled in one of the cubicles at the Mitchell library - might have been around 2006/2007?

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4 minutes ago, Estragon said:

I found the legend "pieandbovril.com" scrawled in one of the cubicles at the Mitchell library - might have been around 2006/2007?

nice to see Div found the P&B target audience- toilet perverts.

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Doesn’t our irn bru loving Dundee supporter feature in some bogs in Stirling or somesuch?
Indeed. My guess would of been xbl. Probably the time he was after a square go.

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Years ago when I went to Kirkcaldy Technical College we did our theory work in the tower block classrooms.

When you went for a shit, emblazoned on the cubicle door was the following.

'Friends, on this floor is the building department, above is business studies, once more society prepares us for management shitting on the workers'

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Few years back, in what is now Clarkes in Dundee, I spotted what still remains my favourite.

 

Written next to the coin slot on the condom machine "For refund, insert baby here"

 

 

 

 

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