WeAreElgin Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 The Whitehorse bar in Elgin had a detailed definition of chaos theory on the wall alongside many other nuggets of wisdom, never really struck me as a thriving hub of thinkers though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 18 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: The Whitehorse bar in Elgin had a detailed definition of chaos theory on the wall alongside many other nuggets of wisdom, never really struck me as a thriving hub of thinkers though. Pegasus is where all the Einsteins go tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 BALDIE CVNTS As seen in the upper floor toilets in The Red Lion , Aberdeen about 25 years ago .......(except the second word was spelt correctly with a “U”) Discuss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 5 hours ago, A96 said: BALDIE CVNTS As seen in the upper floor toilets in The Red Lion , Aberdeen about 25 years ago .......(except the second word was spelt correctly with a “U”) Discuss Those bogs in The Beastie were the coldest pub bogs in Scotland. Perhaps it was advertising a fight- Baldie C v National Trust for Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Can only imagine the tissue in the slot is for those wishing to pay to finish off over the boobies area to be extra safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifes Elite Force Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Seen this in Dunfermline around Christmas time 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Son Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 A fine selection of quotes from a much loved tv programme in a toilet cubicle at the University of Aberdeen. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 13 hours ago, Northern Son said: A fine selection of quotes from a much loved tv programme in a toilet cubicle at the University of Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 A wee drawing of a cock and balls is hilarious under any circumstances.The first sensible thing you have ever said after about 50 thousand attempts. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 44 minutes ago, throbber said: The first sensible thing you have ever said after about 50 thousand attempts. I knew I’d get there eventually! Expect another one in 2029. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brummie Clyde Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Condom machine had 'for refund, insert baby' on it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 https://pics.me.me/Instagram-f3742c.png 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Not graffiti as such but a damning indictment of the clatty manky b*****ds that inhabit some workplaces.Utter scum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, rodallegabombs said: Not graffiti as such but a damning indictment of the clatty manky b*****ds that inhabit some workplaces. Utter scum Are folk seriously sitting in their stuffing it in their gob as fast as its coming out their arse? Where do you work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 I'll sometimes use the bin in the lavvies at work as I'll most likely still be finishing off the tea/juice on the way for a pish at the end of my breaks. I've never eaten anything in there. How do they hold it or where do they place it whilst removing clothing/apparatus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 But apart from the cock and balls, the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Many years ago in one of those toilet blocks in Butlin's in Ayr, I saw this poem in a cubicle - It doesn't matter if you stand on the seat The crabs in here can jump ten feet If you think that's pretty high... Go next door, the b'st'rds fly! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 On 15/05/2019 at 21:02, Melanius Mullarkey said: A wee drawing of a cock and balls is hilarious under any circumstances. This. Even when it ruins a decent photo. When tramping around parts of Galloway I did a "set the timer" thing with myself at the Tor of Craigoch monument - I ought to have checked my surroundings first........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Just now, AyrshireTon said: This. Even when it ruins a decent photo. When tramping around parts of Galloway I did a "set the timer" thing with myself at the Tor of Craigoch monument - I ought to have checked my surroundings first........ Marvellous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 But apart from the cock and balls, the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?Gave us the subject matter for an excellent Monty Python film? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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