tongue_tied_danny Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Is loo graffiti dying off? I remember public lavvies being covered in amateur verse when I was a wean, but they all seem pretty sterile these days Maybe people just have more fibre in their diets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Boyd Orr building at Glasgow university a few years ago, above the toilet roll dispenser:Arts degrees; please take one. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 When I was at primary school, someone had written "Home Alone 3: Lost in the Loo" on the wall in the boys' toilets. I spent quite some time as a child thinking this had to be a real film. The actual Home Alone 3 didn't come out until I was in secondary school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Obviously the most common toilet graffiti is the cock and balls shooting out spunk. What possesses guys to draw this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Obviously the most common toilet graffiti is the cock and balls shooting out spunk. What possesses guys to draw this? I was quite amused on a school trip to Hadrian's Wall to learn that the Romans used to draw willies on their baths walls as a good luck symbol. So cock graffiti is at least 2000 years old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: Obviously the most common toilet graffiti is the cock and balls shooting out spunk. What possesses guys to draw this? A mix of Freud's mother theory and a fear of castration apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 15, 2019 Author Share Posted May 15, 2019 Obviously the most common toilet graffiti is the cock and balls shooting out spunk. What possesses guys to draw this? Because its fucking hilarious. Where should I send the bill? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: I was quite amused on a school trip to Hadrian's Wall to learn that the Romans used to draw willies on their baths walls as a good luck symbol. So cock graffiti is at least 2000 years old. The Romans were filthy. BTW I just read that Romans considered big cocks vulgar and undesirable. Edited May 15, 2019 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: Obviously the most common toilet graffiti is the cock and balls shooting out spunk. What possesses guys to draw this? Celebrating its essential contribution to the survival of humanity. Fnaar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 A wee drawing of a cock and balls is hilarious under any circumstances. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 A wee drawing of a cock and balls is hilarious under any circumstances.Big fat wall filling chubbies are funnier IMO. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: Obviously the most common toilet graffiti is the cock and balls shooting out spunk. What possesses guys to draw this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Big fat wall filling chubbies are funnier IMO. Quote That's your bedroom that is. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: I was quite amused on a school trip to Hadrian's Wall to learn that the Romans used to draw willies on their baths walls as a good luck symbol. So cock graffiti is at least 2000 years old. In Pompeii there are cocks engraved into walls that "point" you to where the brothel stood. Who'd have thought cocks were a useful navigation tool. Also...whats the Arya Stark doing a jobby stuff all about? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 This guy suddenly realised he should have stood somewhere else at Kello Rovers.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Cptn Hooch said: cocks were a useful navigation tool. Mine took me to places I'd rather forget. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Cptn Hooch said: Also...whats the Arya Stark doing a jobby stuff all about? I'm really not sure. I'm wondering if it is a play on words like "are you stark [naked] doing a jobby"? Possibly just exam stress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: This guy suddenly realised he should have stood somewhere else at Kello Rovers.... ^^^Is that the former Motherwell and Rangers player who briefly, and badly, managed Kilmarnock? Edited May 16, 2019 by Bold Rover Spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: A wee drawing of a cock and balls is hilarious under any circumstances. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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