Hibs vs Aberdeen

[BawWatchin]

I love p&b

[Raidernation]

I’m going for a 12-0 victory for the Dons!
























Damn! These new meds are goooooooooood 🤪

[naegoodinthedark]

Yo yo yo yo
[lets take em back]
Young Leith Rap Team
2019
It’s the end of the season, so here we go
Meaningless cos we’re a full 10 points below
So no real need to indulge in this petty aggro
But let’s kick back, grab some smack, and enjoy the show.
[mention=40949]afc_blockhead[/mention] takes a hard blindside elbow
Watch the blood from his head gush and overflow
Here comes your main Hibs boy, it's [mention=74560]Austinho[/mention]
Full of beans and a nose that’s full of snow
[mention=32378]Fraser Fyvie[/mention]’s dad dealing out blow and blow
[mention=48577]kingjoey[/mention]’s face looking like a painting by van Gogh
As the Hibs and the Dons go toe to toe.
You ain’t no match for us and that’s just the status quo.
My favourite rapper used to sing ch-ch-check out my melody
What’s with you boys getting off on beastiality?
A bunch of lamb lovers, but that's just reality
When sheep loving is your club's whole philosophy
Up by the sea,
Ain’t no fanny on the river Dee.
Guess that's the case when you all live provincially
Teuchters who do nothing except vote Tory.
So what you got say bout all of this Melanius?
“Well you slip your dandie don in its woolly anus.
But first find the one you want, and approach it with lust.
Then you grab it by the bust and you give it a thrust.
Stick its legs in your wellies so it can’t run away.
But but... all you do is smack and the Hibees are gay”
You were good in the 80’s but that’s all been forgotten.
Since I’ve been alive you’ve been consistently rotten.
You’ve all got heads full of mince and your girlfriends are mutton.
So put your keyboards down, and hit that big greenie button.
Word.

That’s just Fucking brilliant.
[emoji122] [emoji122]

[Melanius Mullarkey]

3 hours ago, Austinho said:

So what you got say bout all of this Melanius?
“Well you slip your dandie don in its woolly anus

 

[akredz]

3 hours ago, Austinho said:

Yo yo yo yo
[lets take em back]
Young Leith Rap Team
2019
It’s the end of the season, so here we go
Meaningless cos we’re a full 10 points below
So no real need to indulge in this petty aggro
But let’s kick back, grab some smack, and enjoy the show.
@afc_blockhead takes a hard blindside elbow
Watch the blood from his head gush and overflow
Here comes your main Hibs boy, it's @Austinho
Full of beans and a nose that’s full of snow
@Fraser Fyvie’s dad dealing out blow and blow
@kingjoey’s face looking like a painting by van Gogh
As the Hibs and the Dons go toe to toe.
You ain’t no match for us and that’s just the status quo.

My favourite rapper used to sing ch-ch-check out my melody
What’s with you boys getting off on beastiality?
A bunch of lamb lovers, but that's just reality
When sheep loving is your club's whole philosophy
Up by the sea,
Ain’t no fanny on the river Dee.
Guess that's the case when you all live provincially
Teuchters who do nothing except vote Tory.

So what you got say bout all of this Melanius?
“Well you slip your dandie don in its woolly anus.
But first find the one you want, and approach it with lust.
Then you grab it by the bust and you give it a thrust.
Stick its legs in your wellies so it can’t run away.
But but... all you do is smack and the Hibees are gay”

You were good in the 80’s but that’s all been forgotten.
Since I’ve been alive you’ve been consistently rotten.
You’ve all got heads full of mince and your girlfriends are mutton.
So put your keyboards down, and hit that big greenie button.
Word.

[Frank Grimes]

15 pages, holy hell 

Am I f**k reading it 

[coprolite]

7 hours ago, Austinho said:

Yo yo yo yo
[lets take em back]
Young Leith Rap Team
2019
It’s the end of the season, so here we go
Meaningless cos we’re a full 10 points below
So no real need to indulge in this petty aggro
But let’s kick back, grab some smack, and enjoy the show.
@afc_blockhead takes a hard blindside elbow
Watch the blood from his head gush and overflow
Here comes your main Hibs boy, it's @Austinho
Full of beans and a nose that’s full of snow
@Fraser Fyvie’s dad dealing out blow and blow
@kingjoey’s face looking like a painting by van Gogh
As the Hibs and the Dons go toe to toe.
You ain’t no match for us and that’s just the status quo.

My favourite rapper used to sing ch-ch-check out my melody
What’s with you boys getting off on beastiality?
A bunch of lamb lovers, but that's just reality
When sheep loving is your club's whole philosophy
Up by the sea,
Ain’t no fanny on the river Dee.
Guess that's the case when you all live provincially
Teuchters who do nothing except vote Tory.

So what you got say bout all of this Melanius?
“Well you slip your dandie don in its woolly anus.
But first find the one you want, and approach it with lust.
Then you grab it by the bust and you give it a thrust.
Stick its legs in your wellies so it can’t run away.
But but... all you do is smack and the Hibees are gay”

You were good in the 80’s but that’s all been forgotten.
Since I’ve been alive you’ve been consistently rotten.
You’ve all got heads full of mince and your girlfriends are mutton.
So put your keyboards down, and hit that big greenie button.
Word.

Rhyming "van gogh" with "toe". 

f**k's sake

[Suspect Device]

11 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Rhyming "van gogh" with "toe". 

f**k's sake

You beat me to it.

He was about to get a greenie until that just spoiled it all.

Edited May 17, 2019 by Suspect Device

[Guest Bob Mahelp]

8 hours ago, Austinho said:

Yo yo yo yo
[lets take em back]
Young Leith Rap Team
2019
It’s the end of the season, so here we go
Meaningless cos we’re a full 10 points below
So no real need to indulge in this petty aggro
But let’s kick back, grab some smack, and enjoy the show.
@afc_blockhead takes a hard blindside elbow
Watch the blood from his head gush and overflow
Here comes your main Hibs boy, it's @Austinho
Full of beans and a nose that’s full of snow
@Fraser Fyvie’s dad dealing out blow and blow
@kingjoey’s face looking like a painting by van Gogh
As the Hibs and the Dons go toe to toe.
You ain’t no match for us and that’s just the status quo.

My favourite rapper used to sing ch-ch-check out my melody
What’s with you boys getting off on beastiality?
A bunch of lamb lovers, but that's just reality
When sheep loving is your club's whole philosophy
Up by the sea,
Ain’t no fanny on the river Dee.
Guess that's the case when you all live provincially
Teuchters who do nothing except vote Tory.

So what you got say bout all of this Melanius?
“Well you slip your dandie don in its woolly anus.
But first find the one you want, and approach it with lust.
Then you grab it by the bust and you give it a thrust.
Stick its legs in your wellies so it can’t run away.
But but... all you do is smack and the Hibees are gay”

You were good in the 80’s but that’s all been forgotten.
Since I’ve been alive you’ve been consistently rotten.
You’ve all got heads full of mince and your girlfriends are mutton.
So put your keyboards down, and hit that big greenie button.
Word.

That's just far too good for the standard of discussion on this thread.... 

[Shandon Par]

8 hours ago, Austinho said:

My favourite rapper used to sing ch-ch-check out my melody

Hate it or love Aus, The Dons are on top

But Leith sun shines homie until your heart stop 

[Dons_1988]

Christ almighty. See you on Sunday lads.

[RussellAnderson]

There once was a man from Leith...

[Aim Here]

7 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Rhyming "van gogh" with "toe". 

f**k's sake

That's entirely correct, if you're using the old Scots pronunciation of 'toe'. Scots has been gradually losing the 'ch' digraph, due to creeping anglicization (noticeably transforming 'loch' to 'lock') but they still use the old Scots 'toe' in the less salubrious parts of Leith. All those tories and incoming oil workers have diluted your heritage to the point you don't even recognize it anymore.

For instance, check out Rabbie Burn's minor poem 'Craigmalloch hills', where he wrote:

Blythely, I wid dip a toe

Intae the thirlin Braden loch,

An' wade in till my neb was draikit

were I sae glaikit

As you can see, the rhyming scheme makes no sense with 'toe' pronounced the English way, but it clearly rhymes with the likes of 'loch', broch, or 'van Gogh'.

 

[DukDukGoose]

3 minutes ago, Aim Here said:

That's entirely correct, if you're using the old Scots pronunciation of 'toe'. Scots has been gradually losing the 'ch' digraph, due to creeping anglicization (noticeably transforming 'loch' to 'lock') but they still use the old Scots 'toe' in the less salubrious parts of Leith. All those tories and incoming oil workers have diluted your heritage to the point you don't even recognize it anymore.

For instance, check out Rabbie Burn's minor poem 'Craigmalloch hills', where he wrote:

Blythely, I wid dip a toe

Intae the thirlin Braden loch,

An' wade in till my neb was draikit

were I sae glaikit

As you can see, the rhyming scheme makes no sense with 'toe' pronounced the English way, but it clearly rhymes with the likes of 'loch', broch, or 'van Gogh'.

 

Go out and get a ride pal.

[Fraser Fyvie]

4 minutes ago, Aim Here said:

That's entirely correct, if you're using the old Scots pronunciation of 'toe'. Scots has been gradually losing the 'ch' digraph, due to creeping anglicization (noticeably transforming 'loch' to 'lock') but they still use the old Scots 'toe' in the less salubrious parts of Leith. All those tories and incoming oil workers have diluted your heritage to the point you don't even recognize it anymore.

For instance, check out Rabbie Burn's minor poem 'Craigmalloch hills', where he wrote:

Blythely, I wid dip a toe

Intae the thirlin Braden loch,

An' wade in till my neb was draikit

were I sae glaikit

As you can see, the rhyming scheme makes no sense with 'toe' pronounced the English way, but it clearly rhymes with the likes of 'loch', broch, or 'van Gogh'.

 

[Florentine_Pogen]

Go out and get a ride pal.

Such a vacuous, disappointing retort MR.
Be off with you.

[DukDukGoose]

3 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Such a vacuous, disappointing retort MR.
Be off with you.

That's exactly how my wife describes a ride.

[Bohemian]

8 minutes ago, Merkland Red said:

That's exactly how my wife describes a ride.

Not when she is with me

*I'm disappointed in myself but just couldn't resist

[DukDukGoose]

6 minutes ago, Bohemian said:

Not when she is with me

*I'm disappointed in myself but just couldn't resist

You try then you buy.

You can collect her from the ticket office at Easter Road on Sunday.

[Frank Grimes]

1 hour ago, RussellAnderson said:

There once was a man from Leith...

Who only had two of his teeth...