Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 48 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'd like to think they are both wearing crowns. Meghan is a few weeks away from crowning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Kings and Princes Married men have been shagging around for centuries, even in the "moral" Victorian era. It's kind of expected really. I thought Baldy Prince Billy was a bit boring tbh so I'd say "Good for you lad" if I wasn't a republican. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: I couldn't possibly say. Hide contents yes turbo style 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: 13 hours ago, tamthebam said: Kings and Princes Married men have been shagging around for centuries, even in the "moral" Victorian era. It's kind of expected really. I thought Baldy Prince Billy was a bit boring tbh so I'd say "Good for you lad" if I wasn't a republican. To be even-handed in our slut-shaming, apparently, "A 2005 scientific review of international published studies of paternal discrepancy found a range in incidence, around the world, from 0.8% to 30% (median 3.7%)." In other words, there might be up to a 1 in 3.33 chance that your mum was being ridden bareback by multiple guys nine months before you were born. To think, your mates were right all this time. More required reading for Banana here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paternity_fraud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Me? The 13th Duke of Windsor. Here? In my wife’s friends bedroom at 3 o’clock in the morning. With my reputation? 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 I sometimes wonder why republicanism is so unpopular in this country, then you hear or meet actual republicans and you see.That’s constitutional republicans not the Celtic-y type, at least they have some catchy songs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 13 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 13 hours ago, Adam101 said: Unemployed pilot shags wife's best friend while wife was pregnant and wife sends him abroad without her. There needs to be a Royal Jeremy Kyle. They are like children because of their position they think they can do what they like and no one can tall them any different, Kate leaving him would be hilarious It would be hilarious tbf. Imagine all of the Royal gimps being up in arms if she just went straight in for the divorce. Aye and take half his money, That would be fkn beautiful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 12 hours ago, printer said: 23 hours ago, Kuro said: How can we be governed by these c***s in the 21st century. Wow. Hilarious to hear he's been flingin it about though. We aren't governed by them, mate. I was talking about people like the Marchioness. That whole system very much governs us I'm afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkst Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Kuro said: Aye and take half his money, That would be fkn beautiful. Custody of the weans would be even better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 SHE'S TURNED THE WEANS AGAINST US 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Aye and take half his money, That would be fkn beautiful.Beep beep car crash cough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Didn’t know he had it in him Fair Play. Top shagger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: She's a bit horsey (amazing I know), mind thats probably why he wanted to ride her. I'm the Marchioness of Cholmondeley and so is my wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Paul Weller's punching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Paul Weller's punching.So was Phil McGuire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 She's a bit horsey (amazing I know), mind thats probably why he wanted to ride her. What is it about these aristocracy types and looking a bit horsey? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 The horsey types - usually with names like Felicity, or Anastasia - were, IMHO, the best thing about university in St Andrews. If you went to one of their fancy balls wearing a kilt they would be forming a queue to investigate what lay beneath. Wills is just re-living his glory days where he possibly got some of my cast-offs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 30 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The horsey types - usually with names like Felicity, or Anastasia - were, IMHO, the best thing about university in St Andrews. If you went to one of their fancy balls wearing a kilt they would be forming a queue to investigate what lay beneath. Wills is just re-living his glory days where he possibly got some of my cast-offs. ^^^pumped a horse wearing a kilt in a field imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: ^^^pumped a horse wearing a kilt in a field imo We've all done things we regret after a few drinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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