Officer Barbrady Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, williebraveheart said: Being mutant we can evolve into typical Clyde fans un noticed. I haven't washed for three weeks in preparation. To be fair, i wouldn't notice any difference if i were to find myself in proximity. Frayed cuffs, tatty blazers and ill-fitting brogues appear the staple dress code among even the better-dressed Kweenies. Not to mention the reek of damp from the others. You'd still stick out like Malky Mackay at an SDL march. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxruby Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Well, at least it’s, by your own admission, evolution. ( check your OED)Or borrow your Dad’s, if you know where he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Any specific reason why those items? Do QP have an intention to sign Craig Thomson? Or is it for personal use between yourself and QPFF? A sex dungeon with crayons and and easel, is still a sex dungeon, geezer. I'll bow to your obvious knowledge on such things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Hood Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 23 hours ago, Hampden Diehard said: 23 hours ago, maxruby said: Hey! Just starting a new thread. Big game coming up! How do you think we’ll do against QP? Pumped. QP are on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 That's actually quite good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickCFC58 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Classic Clyde calculator stuff here. 2000 Can't wait for your estimate for Saturday. Assume we'll be behind the goals in order to accommodate you packing out the main stand? Attendance of 2100 so 1500-2000 clyde fans definitely a good guess. Imagine yous probably bolstered your numbers to 300 home fans for the big occasion so 1800 clyde 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The man with no name Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 hours ago, nickCFC58 said: Attendance of 2100 so 1500-2000 clyde fans definitely a good guess. Imagine yous probably bolstered your numbers to 300 home fans for the big occasion so 1800 clyde If Clyde win promotion I believe they have agreed to leave Broadwood and ground share with Celtic. This is to accommodate the mass numbers of Clyde fans. Season ticket sales are anticipated to top 50,000. All home games for Clyde will be moved to midnight kick offs to avoid the chaos of having thousands of caravans causing congestion havoc on the roads. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an86 Posted April 25, 2019 Author Share Posted April 25, 2019 6 hours ago, nickCFC58 said: Attendance of 2100 so 1500-2000 clyde fans definitely a good guess. Imagine yous probably bolstered your numbers to 300 home fans for the big occasion so 1800 clyde Possible lock out on Saturday imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwoodBoy Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 36 minutes ago, The man with no name said: All home games for Clyde will be moved to midnight kick offs to avoid the chaos of having thousands of caravans causing congestion havoc on the roads. Ideal. Looking forward to the light show every game! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Ideal. Looking forward to the light show every game!It's Celtic, so bring plenty of 50 pees for their meter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Your Own Socks Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 That's actually quite good.Does it have an EU standard safety certificate though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Barbrady Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 18 minutes ago, Bring Your Own Socks said: Does it have an EU standard safety certificate though? That won't be an issue next season. Much like KweePee tramps stinking out Clyde threads will be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Your Own Socks Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just in case anyone's remotely interested in the football; Saturday was a disappointment. I had hoped that a healthy run against the also-rans might give us the momentum in the last 3 games and it looked on track up to 4pm on Saturday. There's a lot about Roberts playing style I like but shuffling defenders like that was madness. McLean played 3 positions in 15 mins. Coupled with both Galt and Moore sitting higher to counter the very deep Annan back line we ended up with huge gaps in the middle. On the upside, I heard Kurty mention he was hoping to be back this week and with McGrory back on the park these two might be the bit of class that was missing on Saturday. McGhee looked to be a tactical move against physical teams and did his task well. We've struggled against the physically stronger teams big-style this season. Of the top four, Clyde are more dependant on skill and pace than the others which perversely might suit our game better. But we have to get the minds right. That end-of-season shit we saw in the last 20 mins on Saturday needs to get left in the dressing room. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Your Own Socks Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Attendance of 2100 so 1500-2000 clyde fans definitely a good guess. Imagine yous probably bolstered your numbers to 300 home fans for the big occasion so 1800 clyde Assuming you want Clyde to win and Peterhead to lose or draw on Saturday, I'm wondering at what point you'll be back next week drivelling your oral diarrhoea and begging for "QuePee to do us a favour". Or, the Scooby Doo ending when Clyde and Peterhead get beat this week, The Fash comes to the Big Hampden but all our lads are lounging around, sucking on our cocktails. Oh dear! I hope that doesn't happen. What a nightmare that would be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Barbrady Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bring Your Own Socks said: . Of the top four, Clyde are more dependant on skill and pace than the others Congratulations. You've made the first step. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Barbrady Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bring Your Own Socks said: Assuming you want Clyde to win and Peterhead to lose or draw on Saturday, I'm wondering at what point you'll be back next week drivelling your oral diarrhoea and begging for "QuePee to do us a favour". Or, the Scooby Doo ending when Clyde and Peterhead get beat this week, The Fash comes to the Big Hampden but all our lads are lounging around, sucking on our cocktails. Oh dear! I hope that doesn't happen. What a nightmare that would be. I don't expect any of us will, ByoS. I think we'll take oir destiny like men. Anyone diverting from this should have their ST, any tattoos and both testicles removed to prevent poisoning the future gene pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcuk Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Assuming you want Clyde to win and Peterhead to lose or draw on Saturday, I'm wondering at what point you'll be back next week drivelling your oral diarrhoea and begging for "QuePee to do us a favour". Or, the Scooby Doo ending when Clyde and Peterhead get beat this week, The Fash comes to the Big Hampden but all our lads are lounging around, sucking on our cocktails. Oh dear! I hope that doesn't happen. What a nightmare that would be.I very much doubt even if it came down to queens park beating Peterhead you would get 'please do us a favour " and anyway that would only be one game if 36 and would have no more validity than Berwick beating Peterhead 2 0 we will just have to win the last two see what happens so let's get it straight no teams do other teams favours As for queens fans it's almost an ideal day beat us scupper the league challenge, lose peterhead win big GIRUY Clyde win Peterhead lose or draw then it's oh you need us to beat them for you lot to win league [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcuk Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 as for queens park or any other team scuppering our title challenge. Think you will find we have been infinitely capable of doing that of our own accord [emoji16] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfcuk Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just in case anyone's remotely interested in the football; Saturday was a disappointment. I had hoped that a healthy run against the also-rans might give us the momentum in the last 3 games and it looked on track up to 4pm on Saturday. There's a lot about Roberts playing style I like but shuffling defenders like that was madness. McLean played 3 positions in 15 mins. Coupled with both Galt and Moore sitting higher to counter the very deep Annan back line we ended up with huge gaps in the middle. On the upside, I heard Kurty mention he was hoping to be back this week and with McGrory back on the park these two might be the bit of class that was missing on Saturday. McGhee looked to be a tactical move against physical teams and did his task well. We've struggled against the physically stronger teams big-style this season. Of the top four, Clyde are more dependant on skill and pace than the others which perversely might suit our game better. But we have to get the minds right. That end-of-season shit we saw in the last 20 mins on Saturday needs to get left in the dressing room. it should be a pretty good game Saturday , both teams going for a win, a good crowd in the stadium and right edge to the game [emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick1867 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Officer Barbrady said: Much like KweePee tramps stinking out Clyde threads will be. Aye, I noticed your previous reference to "Crosshill Tramps" ( close, my old dear is from Govanhill) You then moved on to the rather bizarre "Cathcart Foreskins" Reminded me a bit of that crackpot Shaggro/ Penguin. Whatever happened to him eh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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