Billy Rubin Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Scoring guide: 0 zero ability 1 Little ability 2 reasonable ability 3 good ability 4 county level standard 5. national or professional standard. Football 2 Rugby 2 Tennis 3 Table Tennis 4 Snooker 3 Golf 5 Basketball 2 Darts 3 Pool 4 Badminton 4 Overall score 32/50 Obviously there's no methods of transport like driving, cycling or running allowed and there's no fishing option because that's just food procurement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 0 2 1 1 3 0 0 1 2 So 15 forgot golf, I'm decent at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Billy Rubin said: Obviously there's no methods of transport like driving, cycling or running allowed So it's bollocks then?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share Posted April 16, 2019 43 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: So it's bollocks then?? wot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 58 minutes ago, Billy Rubin said: wot? If you can't work it out, I'm not going to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted April 16, 2019 Author Share Posted April 16, 2019 49 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: If you can't work it out, I'm not going to help you. You're mentally deficient, clearly bad at sport and a terrible human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Football - 2.5 Rugby - 0 Tennis - 1 Table Tennis - 2 Snooker - 1 Golf - 0 Basketball - 0 Darts - 1 Pool - 2.5 Badminton - 3.5 12.5/50 Needs hockey added. I was the Inzaghi of hockey at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Looking forward to seeing Bairnardo’s basketball score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marten Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 10 hours ago, Billy Rubin said: Scoring guide: 0 zero ability 1 Little ability 2 reasonable ability 3 good ability 4 county level standard 5. national or professional standard. Football 2 Rugby 2 Tennis 3 Table Tennis 4 Snooker 3 Golf 5 Basketball 2 Darts 3 Pool 4 Badminton 4 Overall score 32/50 Obviously there's no methods of transport like driving, cycling or running allowed and there's no fishing option because that's just food procurement. Thank you, I'm a decent cyclist, swimmer & runner and a fairly decent football player (especially because of me being good at running). So I'll be shite in this as it covers very little of the sports I can actually do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 10 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: So it's bollocks then?? Surely it didn't take you that long to suss it out Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 11 hours ago, Billy Rubin said: Scoring guide: 0 zero ability 1 Little ability 2 reasonable ability 3 good ability 4 county level standard 5. national or professional standard. Football 2 Rugby 2 Tennis 3 Table Tennis 4 Snooker 3 Golf 5 Basketball 2 Darts 3 Pool 4 Badminton 4 Overall score 32/50 Obviously there's no methods of transport like driving, cycling or running allowed and there's no fishing option because that's just food procurement. Have you ever had a hole in 1 Wullie ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Marten said: Thank you, I'm a decent cyclist, swimmer & runner Modes of transport are not included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Surely he is the ball? Funny to see ex pro Peppino give himself a five for football. FFS please do not tell me this clown kuro is Pepp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 11 hours ago, Billy Rubin said: You're mentally deficient, clearly bad at sport and a terrible human being. Aw bless you. Poor wee lamb. That the best you can do? 14 hours ago, Billy Rubin said: Scoring guide: 0 zero ability 1 Little ability 2 reasonable ability 3 good ability 4 county level standard 5. national or professional standard. I'm in a good mood so 1. FWIW Played footy at a decent level in my younger days. Good long distance runner and long jump. Alas no more, I'm old and knackered. Currently hold a ACU National motorcycle race licence (have for 6 years now) but you don't even know what one of them is so it's a kinda moot point. They don't dish them out of cornflake packets, that's for sure. Now away and carry on with your pish. 3 hours ago, 7-2 said: Surely it didn't take you that long to suss it out Bob? I'm old and slow these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Football 2 Rugby 1 Tennis 1 Table Tennis 1 Snooker 0 Golf 1 Basketball 0 Darts 1 Pool 1 Badminton 1 I'm garbage at most of the sports on the OP's list, if I could sub in sports like Curling and Squash I could up my score a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Being truthful here. Football 3 Rugby 0 Tennis 2 Table Tennis 1 Snooker 2 Golf 0 Basketball 3 Darts 2 Pool 3 Badminton 2 Mind you, I am old. You could stick a couple on each of those about 20 years ago apart from Golf and Rugby thankfully. Fanny sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I'm pretty much useless at all of those. Handy at chess though. Can you add that in? Cheers in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted April 17, 2019 Author Share Posted April 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Trackdaybob said: Aw bless you. Poor wee lamb. That the best you can do? Currently hold a ACU National motorcycle race licence (have for 6 years now) but you don't even know what one of them is so it's a kinda moot point. They don't dish them out of cornflake packets, that's for sure. Now away and carry on with your pish. ...and I hold a full UK driving licence and have done so - uninterrupted for the best part of 3 decades, but that's not important or relevant to this thread of sporting aptitude. What's important is I as a 32/50 score. This makes me nearly 2/3rd's of a vigorous all rounder, and that's not my option; that's fractions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Billy Rubin chats up lassies half his age in the boozer by telling them about his trial at Man Utd but his dodgy knee made him retire. Would have been pro otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Billy Rubin said: ...and I hold a full UK driving licence and have done so - uninterrupted for the best part of 3 decades, but that's not important or relevant to this thread of sporting aptitude. What's important is I as a 32/50 score. This makes me nearly 2/3rd's of a vigorous all rounder, and that's not my option; that's fractions! Oh I get it now. You're at it. I see. Forgive me, I'm old and slow. But still faster than you. And better. At everything. As your next post will undoubtedly confirm. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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