Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I'm more annoyed that someone who is so into God could spell "altar" wrong. That would be like me spelling the names of beer like Tennant's incorrectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I'm more annoyed that someone who is so into God could spell "altar" wrong. That would be like me spelling the names of beer like Tennant's incorrectly. Seems legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 9 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Directly into my veins. Disregarding the science for a second, in what way does burning a cathedral and loads of other religious relics and images etc (almost certainly including multiple crosses) inside it down save for a couple of things prove that god exists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Daft fireman on the news said he performed a blessing “and asked Jesus to save His house” and he then smugly* concluded “Did He hear me? Well not only did the fire stop but we also managed to save the towers”. So why the f**k did Jesus, God and the Holy Ghost set their own house on fire in the first place, Fireman Samuel?** *Tbf he is French, he probably does everything smugly **That’s a rhetorical question so I’ll make the “insurance job” joke so the witty folk don’t have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 1 hour ago, The OP said: So why the f**k did Jesus, God and the Holy Ghost set their own house on fire in the first place, Fireman Samuel?** They thought the council would 're-house them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 The whole, "baby Jesus comes through and saves one small thing after everything else goes tits up" thinking is sadly all too prevalent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Good how they raised money so quickly for important things like make believe headgear rather than unimportant things like people in the Grenfell fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 9 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: The whole, "baby Jesus comes through and saves one small thing after everything else goes tits up" thinking is sadly all too prevalent. It's funny how his face never appears in dog shite or vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's funny how his face never appears in dog shite or vomit. You're just not looking hard enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Has anyone mentioned The Mayor of Paris? 59, she is right up my rue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Has anyone mentioned The Mayor of Paris? 59, she is right up my rue. Forty-Two, Quarante-Deux Rue de Saint Jacques All our girls are how you say Good in the sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 22 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: The whole, "baby Jesus comes through and saves one small thing after everything else goes tits up" thinking is sadly all too prevalent. Saves Notre Dame. Didn't save Rangers Football Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Saves Notre Dame. Didn't save Rangers Football Club. Vive La Grande Maison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Give Grenfell residents Quasimodo's wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 13 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Has anyone mentioned The Mayor of Paris? 59, she is right up my rue. No that's a woman. Do you have a picture of the real Mayor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Khan hoping his stiffy isn't showing here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Khan hoping his stiffy isn't showing here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 On 18/04/2019 at 19:15, Savage Henry said: Someone should have told her that the melting point of gold is 1064°C and a wood fire burns at around 600°C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Someone should have told her that the melting point of gold is 1064°C and a wood fire burns at around 600°C.Well yeah but..... Who made the melting point of gold??Exactly...... GOD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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