Popular Post SoapMactavish Posted April 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 15, 2019 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 I just sent same screenshot to someone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DA Baracus Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1-0 Satan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Architecturally stunning building, tragic really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hedgecutter Posted April 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 15, 2019 I can't be the only one thinking about this just now. On 08/01/2013 at 21:17, 'eddiemunster said: The Funk Room at The Arches was always a happy hunting ground for me back in the day. A very healthy ratio of girls to guys meant that I done far better than a big heided wee guy from Motherwell probably should. This particular night my mate and I tanned a couple of swedgers and were in fine form as soon as we arrived. Quick couple of drinks and then into the main arch to tune into the music and do some serious sniffing aboot. Within minutes we were dancing beside, then with a couple of lassies who seemed quite cool. The music and class A's were searing through me and this lassie and I were soon dancing close, then firing into each other in the corner. Very quickly we both decided to bail back to mine in a taxi and went to tell my mate and her pal. My mate gave me a knowing wink and wished me a good night and off we went this lassie and out into the cool night. The pills making everything seem perfect. We were all over each other in the taxi, my hand up her skirt feeling her wet through her knickers and she all but had my cock out, i'm thinking this is fucking brilliant! We stumbled and staggered up the close stairs, still right into each other all the way. Into my flat, bouncing off the walls, tearing our clothes off and bang at it on the floor as soon as we got in. Powered by drugs, drink and a youthful libido I was putting in a fine performance in the missionary position and decided to birl her over for some doggy style. As I did, it was then I saw it for the first time. She had a hump. Oh for f**k sake, an actual fucking hump. It was a different colour from the rest of her back and everything, like a sort of bruisey colour with a texture like scar tissue. I was shagging a hunchback. At that moment I realised the knowing wink my mate had given me. The c**t. He had obviously clocked it, whereas I was too mad with it and horny to see beyond the tits and that, he knew and let me go, no doubt pishing himself laughing. All these mad disgusted thoughts spun round in my drug addled and traumatised brain. I was baw deep in a hunchback, what was I all about? Fucking hell, this is no right. It was then I did what any right thinking man would do, I birled her back over onto her back and just kidded on I hadn't seen it. Through gritted teeth I pounded away at her,trying to erase from my mind the sight that I had just seen. This horror coupled with the drugs meant that I couldn't finish for what felt like hours. I was locked in this death grip with her loving it. Eventually with sweat and fear pouring from every pore I faked an theatrical orgasm, then prayed for sleep. she fell asleep and I lay there awake all night like a stranger in my own bed. At one point she turned over and it touched me, I could do nothing but make a horrified face and edged away till I was hanging out the bed. In the morning I pretended I had to go to work, just to get her out the house. I done a stunt trip to the bus stop and when she was gone I went home, stripped the sheets from the bed and tanned half a bottle of Jim beam. FIN. 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, muirkirk nil said: Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 I see the knives are already out for the fire brigades response time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigOutYourSoul Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Yellow vest protest gone too far, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Donnie's got it covered Love this reply... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 minute ago, DigOutYourSoul said: Yellow vest protest gone too far, IMO. IS will claim responsibility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 51 minutes ago, trainspotter said: Donnie's got it covered Has he mentioned leaves yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Tony Ferrino said: Has he mentioned leaves yet? No, but he did say that the bells could give you ear cancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 (edited) 56 minutes ago, trainspotter said: Donnie's got it covered When California was suffering from devastating wildfires, the c**t cut off Federal aid. But now he's an expert on how to fight fires? I suppose we should be grateful he hasn't (yet) blamed Muslims even though some of his loathsome followers are already doing so on social media. Edited April 15, 2019 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Student flats by the end of the year imo. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Quasimodo puffing fags on the sly IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 A beautiful building, absolutely tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 A beautiful building, absolutely tragic.It really is. Talk now that the whole building may be lost. Beyond sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 49 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: IS will claim responsibility. HighVIS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Too soon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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