Flybhoy Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, trainspotter said: Slightly OT but around the same time I encountered him when he was on Arran as a guest “celebrity” for some event. His (white) sponsored car was left parked outside a hotel overnight and when he went to drive off the following morning he found that someone had scrawled “kiss my fanny flaps” across the bonnet. ^^^ Keyed KL's motor ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Not quite a "do you know who I am?" but I was in a nightclub once where (unbeknownst to me) one of those c***s from Only Was Is Essex, Geordie Shore or similar was in. Walked past him on the stairs and said "alright mate?" and he sighed "I suppose you want a picture then? You'll need to wait upstairs." I genuinely had no idea who he was (still couldn't tell you) so I just walked away in a state of confusion. No clue who he was, but he was in Kilmarnock on the night of the Dortmund v Bayern Champions League final 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said, "You jammy b*****d" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh! Edited April 12, 2019 by The Minertaur 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 This is more people reacting to so called celebs rather than them: I was in Dunvegan in Skye on a touring holiday at the same time as the guy who played the old git on Waterloo Road. Hardly A-list stuff, I'm sure you'll agree, but he was getting treated by the locals as if he was Robert de Niro. We were in a cafe and after finishing I sent up my then young son to pay the bill. Just as the woman at the counter was about to deal with him, in walked old git and the woman just blanked my son and started fawning all over the guy. I then went up and interrupted her fawning and said firmly " my son's trying to pay our bill". She then gave me a dirty look for daring to interrupt what seemed to be the highlight of her life. When we went into the shop after that, the assistant was talking to a local and I overheard her saying, " he was in here too". I know Dunvegan is isolated but come on. And I was in Blackpool Pleasure Beach once when part of the park was closed to the public because Jedward were filming!! Jedward FFS!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 15 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It only had sparrows and dogs in it at the finish up. Yes it was a Shih tzu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I arrived back from the Germany v Scotland Future Cup match at the same time as the team. Stinking of sweat and beer, I asked the joint bosses to sign the match poster. Tommy Burns was an absolute gentleman, smiling and chatting, even asking round for a pen when mine wouldn't work. He appreciated that I had made the effort to go to a nothing match. By contrast, Wattie Smith was an ignorant c**t . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Hey guys, guys, GUYS!!!! It was a shit zoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 On 09/04/2019 at 07:17, Florentine_Pogen said: Ooh.....just think of the storyline possibilities if ‘Crossroads’ was being made today........frustrated motel owner and heart-of-gold Meg would be having a torrid incestuous relationship with her wheelchair-bound son whilst her slapper daughter was getting it tight in the kitchen from unhinged Scottish sex dwarf chef Archie McPhee.........etc., etc......... I read "Archie McPhee" as "Archie McPherson" and it's now an image I can't get out of my brain. *SHUDDER* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Angus Lennie will be spinning in his grave. It's Shughie McPhee. On 09/04/2019 at 07:17, Florentine_Pogen said: Ooh.....just think of the storyline possibilities if ‘Crossroads’ was being made today........frustrated motel owner and heart-of-gold Meg would be having a torrid incestuous relationship with her wheelchair-bound son whilst her slapper daughter was getting it tight in the kitchen from unhinged Scottish sex dwarf chef Archie McPhee.........etc., etc......... 29 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I read "Archie McPhee" as "Archie McPherson" and it's now an image I can't get out of my brain. *SHUDDER* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Angus Lennie will be spinning in his grave. It's Shughie McPhee. Pardon my inexactitude. Mea culpa.Ya cûnt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 On 10/04/2019 at 21:46, The OP said: When my sister in law was working as an apostle named Peter that Jesus guy was giving it “do you know who I am” and she (quick as a flash) said no three times before repenting and being forgiven. Doubt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Salt Bae. No real reason, but I hate that c**t. Looks like a knob, seems a bit of a fraud and that salt sprinkling gimmick is utter w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Salt Bae. No real reason, but I hate that c**t. Looks like a knob, seems a bit of a fraud and that salt sprinkling gimmick is utter w**k.No idea who the f**k that is, but that name alone has aroused my fury. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 A guy I used to work with previously worked in a hotel that Alan Davies of QI fame stayed at. Apparently he’s an arrogant knob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Highland Capital said: A guy I used to work with previously worked in a hotel that Alan Davies of QI fame stayed at. Apparently he’s an arrogant knob. Please clarify, the Davies fellow or you workmate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 I bet the truth to a load of the stories is that someone wanted a picture and/or autograph from the famous person at an inconvenient time and has gone in a big huff when refused and thus the 'famous person' is somehow a dick or rude or arrogant etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 13, 2019 Author Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Highland Capital said: A guy I used to work with previously worked in a hotel that Alan Davies of QI fame stayed at. Apparently he’s an arrogant knob. Did he not bite a homeless guy on the face once? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Alan Davies seems quite happy to admit that he's not the amusing, carefree type that he plays on the telly, and is actually a complete c**t. Perhaps so as to put people off approaching him in the first place. Here's his own take on vagrant anthropophagy: "He wasn't a tramp. He was a raging, horrendous arsehole. He called me a c**t several times. Or if it wasn't him, it was his mate. And, yes, I went for him and, yes, I did it in what turned out to be an amusing way." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 13 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Salt Bae. No real reason, but I hate that c**t. Looks like a knob, seems a bit of a fraud and that salt sprinkling gimmick is utter w**k. 8Mile admits he's a slug....! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 No idea what’s he’s like as a person, but his brand of “I’m so thick I get loads of basic questions wrong” humour is incredibly unfunny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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