mathematics Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: (a firm hand on the thigh is the signal). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 not something I do anymore, infuriates me how long it took me to realise it - but I used to order pizza's from Dominoes at least once a month. Stopped when I cottoned on that the whole "50% off your next £50 order!" type schtick they have is a load of pish for value and that you can get a big pizza with a decent enough number of toppings from Asda for about £3.50, sprinkle a bit of extra grated cheese on it and you've got virtually the same thing for about £15 less. Doesn't take any great deal of preparation or mad cooking skillz either. Same thing applies to McDonalds and Burger King, you can get a full carvery and a drink for pretty much the same price as most of their large meal deals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: not something I do anymore, infuriates me how long it took me to realise it - but I used to order pizza's from Dominoes at least once a month. Stopped when I cottoned on that the whole "50% off your next £50 order!" type schtick they have is a load of pish for value and that you can get a big pizza with a decent enough number of toppings from Asda for about £3.50, sprinkle a bit of extra grated cheese on it and you've got virtually the same thing for about £15 less. Doesn't take any great deal of preparation or mad cooking skillz either. Same thing applies to McDonalds and Burger King, you can get a full carvery and a drink for pretty much the same price as most of their large meal deals. You know how to live! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If I ever start a freak show, I'll know where to recruit from. It surely hasn't taken you this long to work that out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Just now, Mark Connolly said: It surely hasn't taken you this long to work that out? No, but I like to reiterate it now and again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No, but I like to reiterate it now and again. That's pretty infuriating tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Almost 24 hour and no sign of “yer maw” [emoji107] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Apparently my chronic indecision irritates people but I'm not sure if that's a bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 When ever I talk about something NSFW in public I always ensure I say the rudest word/part of the story as loudly as possible and then pretend that I got the quiet/loud part of the story mixed up by mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 I fidget constantly.I also say but at the end of sentences.Other than that, I’m basically alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, oneteaminglasgow said: Other than that, I’m basically alright but. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Pretty much everything, I am an annoying c**t. I don't mean to be but there you go.I’m the same, but didn’t realise this until i moved in with the wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) Swear too much when I'm in a really good mood. If im having a great laugh with folk I've no idea why but I swear a helluva lot more than usual. If I'm near grass and my nose is running, I'll just do the old 'footballer' thing to empty it. Check the volume on a TV or radio. Has to be on an even number. Edit : just realised by doing it - crack my big toe constantly when sat in the house (or anybody else's and my shoes are off). Edited April 10, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I’ve started swearing a lot more recently. Probably forgetting to do things or tell her important stuff is the most annoying thing i do. Eta: helping folk out at the last minute without checking what we are doing 1st. And i have a really good mate that, whenever hes telling me about something, i always seem to have done something similar. Caught myself doing it a few weeks. Don’t think he has noticed, or just doesn’t want to say. Really try now when he’s talking to continue being that dickhead that goes “oh i have done that”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I don't finish things. I leave a scabby half-sheet on the toilet roll for my wife to find and replace. I start a new toothpaste tube without finishing or disposing of the old one. And many other such things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 1 hour ago, nsr said: I don't finish thi FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: Swear too much when I'm in a really good mood. If im having a great laugh with folk I've no idea why but I swear a helluva lot more than usual. If I'm near grass and my nose is running, I'll just do the old 'footballer' thing to empty it. Check the volume on a TV or radio. Has to be on an even number. Edit : just realised by doing it - crack my big toe constantly when sat in the house (or anybody else's and my shoes are off). Pretty much spot on. The toe thing is irritating, I usually get around 12 little cracks before the big one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Pen chewing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Using pen caps to scrape wax out the ears and have wee nibble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 30, 2019 Author Share Posted April 30, 2019 There's an underlying medical reason for this, but I frequently completely forget what I was going to say whilst midway through a sentence. Annoying for everybody. Even if I'm in the 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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