Guest Moomintroll Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Amidst the hysteria around the cut in sugar for lovers of Irn Bru, it has oft been forgotten that some who walk among us suffered a similar catastrophe 1 year earlier. @Melanius Mullarkey , how you holding up there bud? Thoughts & Prayers etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Don’t. Just, don’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Let it out, we are all here for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 And yes, before anyone asks, I am on an upswing today. Don't f**king jinx it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: Let it out, we are all here for you. I still have a bottle in the drinks cupboard. One of the last off the production line no doubt. Perfectly preserved until I came in one day and the wife was sitting out the back having opened it. Still have the remnants but it’s flatter than my cats tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 As a non Tennents drinker, this c**t deserves every bit of this drink related misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 I have an idea for I'm here, get me a Celebrity (Scottish Edition). MM to bogsnorkel through 20 metres of Mango Worms to win a vat of special edition Moray Cup. I, for one, would pay to watch that, after the break PB has to cycle 100 miles or his c'eed will fail it's MOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Two girls one Moray Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Two girls one Moray Cup.Nah, that would be shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Always disappointing walking into a chippy and remembering it's lost forever. RIP in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I still have a bottle in the drinks cupboard. One of the last off the production line no doubt. Perfectly preserved until I came in one day and the wife was sitting out the back having opened it. Still have the remnants but it’s flatter than my cats tits. I genuinely don't know how you haven't killed her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 41 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I genuinely don't know how you haven't killed her. Who says I haven’t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Who says I haven’t?Well you’ve no fridge to keep her in so probably rules it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 I've got a spare fridge MM can have (I purchased a newer one from my younger brother, for £10, last week, as he's chucking out loads of stuff in his garage; it's much better than the one I had, and the first time in 4 years I've had a fridge with a working light). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 I've got a spare fridge MM can have (I purchased a newer one from my younger brother, for £10, last week, as he's chucking out loads of stuff in his garage; it's much better than the one I had, and the first time in 4 years I've had a fridge with a working light).Do you want to be an accessory to murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: Do you want to be an accessory to murder? Depends. What's the going rate these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Depends. What's the going rate these days?I don’t know, I just do all my murdering solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Depends. What's the going rate these days? I’ll cut you in for the minimum (rising to living after 1 month probation) wage. Bring the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’ll cut you in for the minimum (rising to living after 1 month probation) wage. Bring the fridge. Let me know when and where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 I have an unreported cave or two set aside. Thick peat and bedrock cover, completely sniffer dog proof. Well out of sight, well out of mind. Available for long term lease. No freezing or other lecky appliances required. Also makes a nice sort of mausoleum at no extra cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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