NFL12 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Billy Rubin said: I think we should have a competition: What's the more bizarre thing you can chuck into to pitch? I wanna see a Teabags, Abacus, giant teddy bear, food blender, rubber snake, jumperoo, sewing machine etc. This is the real league. A Werewolf would be good at an OF game. The determination of its “big team” would be good on P&B. I’m not sure you could “chuck” a Werewolf on to the pitch though. Just getting it into the ground, unless you knew when the transformation was due would be difficult. Although if anyone knows how then go for it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 3 hours ago, EdinburghLivi said: I haven't heard of any fan being hit by a pie recently, so probably not. That's only dangerous if the victim tries to eat the pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 1 hour ago, ropy said: Fondue set? That's excellent. It really is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big al Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Green Day said: Part of the issue (and this isnt a pop at Hearts, issue is exactly the same at ER) is that we pay poorly trained stewards sweeties, dont train them properly and it seems obvious that they are only there to fulfil licencing requirements. At Tynie yesterday, I flashed my ticket once a the outer "cordon" then we walked straight up the turnstiles and in. No checks, nothing. Other people reported being patted down on the way in. No consistency, and the young coked up team always seem to be able to smuggle in the drugs, flares, smokebombs etc. Was at tynecastle last week and Dens yesterday. I was searched at neither but saw others being patted down so the strategy is just random and not everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big al Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Jambomo said: How do you get a coconut into a ground anyway? That’s nothing. Once in the San Siro for a Milan derby they chucked a moped off the upper tier at the fans below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big al Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 5 hours ago, tree house tam said: Blame the drugs You lot sound like your grandparents. The amount of ching the young team take must be a factor to be fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 1 minute ago, big al said: Was at tynecastle last week and Dens yesterday. I was searched at neither but saw others being patted down so the strategy is just random and not everyone. Tynecastle last week and Dens yesterday.... I'd have chucked my eyeballs on the pitch by now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big al Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bohemian said: Tynecastle last week and Dens yesterday.... I'd have chucked my eyeballs on the pitch by now... Think I got around 20 minutes decent football from the 2 games combined! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 These are the things I'd like to see chucked on to the pitch in Scottish football; A prosthetic limb An incorrectly completed tax return A Betamax player A set of comedy rubber breasts A novelty lampshade A side of beef Bicycle shorts A royal flush The Yellow Pages of 1987 Michael Jackson's white glove A human spleen A potted bonsai plant An Edinburgh tram The Undertaker's urn A comedy inflatable lobster, fully inflated An out of date medical textbook A used placenta A soggy glove puppet A donkey's dick A piano key necktie A scout badge for working with the elderly A badger's set A burst couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Some raging Partick fan throwing an avacado onto the pitch will be next imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 43 minutes ago, big al said: The amount of ching the young team take must be a factor to be fair That's not ching m8. Ephedrine doesn't turn fannies into more of a fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL12 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Jambomo said: How do you get a coconut into a ground anyway? Funnily enough I asked my wife this question, and she said ....” in your hood”. As if I was stupid? Honestly I’ve never tried it but I think it would work. Your average coconut pervert already knows this, but stewards know what they look like, I would hope? My wife is not a coconut pervert ( at least I hope so). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 These are the things I'd like to see chucked on to the pitch in Scottish football; A prosthetic limb An incorrectly completed tax return A Betamax player A set of comedy rubber breasts A novelty lampshade A side of beef Bicycle shorts A royal flush The Yellow Pages of 1987 Michael Jackson's white glove A human spleen A potted bonsai plant An Edinburgh tram The Undertaker's urn A comedy inflatable lobster, fully inflated An out of date medical textbook A used placenta A soggy glove puppet A donkey's dick A piano key necktie A scout badge for working with the elderly A badger's set A burst couch ,+1 for the side of beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL12 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 33 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: These are the things I'd like to see chucked on to the pitch in Scottish football; A prosthetic limb An incorrectly completed tax return A Betamax player A set of comedy rubber breasts A novelty lampshade A side of beef Bicycle shorts A royal flush The Yellow Pages of 1987 Michael Jackson's white glove A human spleen A potted bonsai plant An Edinburgh tram The Undertaker's urn A comedy inflatable lobster, fully inflated An out of date medical textbook A used placenta A soggy glove puppet A donkey's dick A piano key necktie A scout badge for working with the elderly A badger's set A burst couch ,+1 for the side of beef. That is how you’d get the Werewolf on the pitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Just now, NFL12 said: That is how you’d get the Werewolf on the pitch? Like you mentioned, you'd need to know the time of transformation. That's the key. You'd have to pick them up mid transformation and chuck them just at the end of it so that they land on the pitch as a werewolf. All about the timing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 I think the whole thing can be pinned on 90 minute drug addicts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL12 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Adam101 said: I think the whole thing can be pinned on 90 minute drug addicts Adam, you are behind the curve here. Werewolves are real. Just ask DA Baracus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 39 minutes ago, NFL12 said: Funnily enough I asked my wife this question, and she said ....” in your hood”. As if I was stupid? Honestly I’ve never tried it but I think it would work. Your average coconut pervert already knows this, but stewards know what they look like, I would hope? My wife is not a coconut pervert ( at least I hope so). My hood was the first thing I thought of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 My dad insists that in the 1970s a fan was removed from Grant Street Park for throwing a tortoise at the referee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL12 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, ICTChris said: My dad insists that in the 1970s a fan was removed from Grant Street Park for throwing a tortoise at the referee. What an animal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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