BillyAnchor Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 On 4/8/2019 at 07:10, ICTChris said: We should take a leaf out of the Sultan of Brunei's book and sentence missile throwers to death. In fact, make it part of the half-time entertainment, if you throw a missile you are subject to death by that missile at half time of the next game. So Falkirk fans are pulveried with eyeballs, Hibs fans with coconuts etc At half time most normal fans are in the concourse queuing for Kale and Avocado pies though, we would miss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: At half time most normal fans are in the concourse queuing for Kale and Avocado pies though, we would miss it. Half time executions are now mandatory viewing. If you go for a pie or a pish then you will also be executed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye the Gnu Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 On 07/04/2019 at 20:41, pandarilla said: On 07/04/2019 at 19:33, DA Baracus said: The type of folk who do it tend to all dress in a very similar fashion. Targeting them for being searched would be a start. That won't completely stop it of course, but would reduce it significantly. A search might prevent the coconuts and Vespas of this world, but it doesn't deal with coins, or fannies actually going on to the pitch. Ok, I've got to ask. Who's actually going to search fans for coins or fannies? Answers on a postcard please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NFL12 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Hawkeye the Gnu said: Ok, I've got to ask. Who's actually going to search fans for coins or fannies? Answers on a postcard please. A gynaecologist with a metal detector? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 There was a Highland Derby in Dingwall in 2009-10 where a bottle of tomato sauce got thrown on, followed by a small drinks canteen like the type you'd take hillwalking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47885242 Hibs are considering using sniffer dogs to stop drugs and flares being smuggled in. Definitely no hipsters allowed in Easter Road then. Seriously though, how the hell are you going to watch Hibs without being on drugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 3 hours ago, NFL12 said: A gynaecologist with a metal detector? that reminds me of the old joke "I'm not a gynaecologist but I'm willing to take a look...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 16 hours ago, ICTChris said: Half time executions are now mandatory viewing. If you go for a pie or a pish then you will also be executed. The last public execution in Scotland was in Dumfries in 1868: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-43966378 as this was a year after Queens Park were formed I like to think football took over from hanging as a public spectacle....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: The last public execution in Scotland was in Dumfries in 1868: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-43966378 as this was a year after Queens Park were formed I like to think football took over from hanging as a public spectacle....! I now have an image in my head of an auld guy with a cardboard box walking round the crowd at the public hanging shouting 'macaroon bars and chewing gum...macaroon bars and chewing gum here' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 13 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47885242 Hibs are considering using sniffer dogs to stop drugs and flares being smuggled in. Definitely no hipsters allowed in Easter Road then. Seriously though, how the hell are you going to watch Hibs without being on drugs? My team: Falkirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibsFan Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 On 4/7/2019 at 15:57, Green Day said: Part of the issue (and this isnt a pop at Hearts, issue is exactly the same at ER) is that we pay poorly trained stewards sweeties, dont train them properly and it seems obvious that they are only there to fulfil licencing requirements. At Tynie yesterday, I flashed my ticket once a the outer "cordon" then we walked straight up the turnstiles and in. No checks, nothing. Other people reported being patted down on the way in. No consistency, and the young coked up team always seem to be able to smuggle in the drugs, flares, smokebombs etc. Me and my pals also swanned through without getting searched, I actually stopped expecting to be but then just walked through as I was a little bit pished and impatient too. Nobody there to stop/challenge me. I didn't have anything on me, but fucking hell it was poor. And that's a Category A derby match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 12, 2019 Share Posted April 12, 2019 I now have an image in my head of an auld guy with a cardboard box walking round the crowd at the public hanging shouting 'macaroon bars and chewing gum...macaroon bars and chewing gum here'Errramacarooonbarrrs, fond memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 On 4/7/2019 at 15:48, Jambomo said: How do you get a coconut into a ground anyway? First, catch yourself an African swallow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Loonytoons said: First, catch yourself an African swallow.... what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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