HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 From ICTChris' excellent tapestry, what is the one about a child chinning Shandon Par all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Norman Bates work the night shift late Since he dresses like his mama, I pimp him and his hoecake Bust a maneuver, Freddy Krueger Dreamed about me havin' him scooped up He woke up with his dukes up That caused me to cut the hands off the man with the chainsaw Plus I got his brain pickled in a jar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rugster Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 59 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: From ICTChris' excellent tapestry, what is the one about a child chinning Shandon Par all about? Incase you didn't know (because he very rarely ever mentions it) but @Shandon Par does a bit of boxing. It seems a small child* put him in A & E with a swift right hook. *Not @Bairnardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Rugster said: Incase you didn't know (because he very rarely ever mentions it) but @Shandon Par does a bit of boxing. It seems a small child* put him in A & E with a swift right hook. *Not @Bairnardo I nearly choked to death laughing when I saw that tapestry! Anyway, Bairnardo is now the KO King of P&B (see running thread) and I’ve heard he fancies knocking me out next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Stick a flake in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 The one that didn't "bite yer legs" but wrote this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 10 hours ago, Dee Man said: Norman Bates work the night shift late Since he dresses like his mama, I pimp him and his hoecake Bust a maneuver, Freddy Krueger Dreamed about me havin' him scooped up He woke up with his dukes up That caused me to cut the hands off the man with the chainsaw Plus I got his brain pickled in a jar We the MC's in all the fifty two states, Its like Physco killerrrrrr Norman Bates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Sevco are a new club, the most evil club in the universe and Michael Johnston is a kunt..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Haha fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Always wanted to get interviewed by Normski from Dance Energy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Always wanted to get interviewed by Normski from Dance Energy I haven’t seen him since he got his tadger out on the telly. Was it the Word or Eurotrash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 I went out with a daft burd who called me Norman because she thought I looked like a Norman. She was a miserable cow. I should have booted her in the etc. Do I win £5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 5 hours ago, Daydream said: I haven’t seen him since he got his tadger out on the telly. Was it the Word or Eurotrash? I’m not sure. Excuse me while I go and google image search “Normski’s cock”... I may be some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 11 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Calling card of Brendas thread for this pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: I went out with a daft burd who called me Norman because she thought I looked like a Norman. She was a miserable cow. I should have booted her in the etc. Do I win £5? That’s every bit as insulting as someone telling you you look like a Nigel or a Jeremy. It’s almost domestic abuse. Anyway, on the thread title, building motte and bailey castles everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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